In a fight Who will Win Jacky Chan vs Chuck Norris?
2006-06-11 22:59:32 · 13 answers · asked by twinturbo313 1 in Sports ➔ Boxing
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
2006-06-12 12:02:24 · answer #1 · answered by chairman_of_the_bored_04 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris
2006-06-11 23:02:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!! I totally agree with everything Chairman said. here's more, I think my friend made one or two up,lol.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire color spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
The Bermuda triangle used to be the Bermuda Square until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
If you look in a mirror and say Chuck Norris 3 times. He will appear instantly in the mirror and kill your whole family instantly including you....at least you get to see Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark. but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised not to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
lol! hope these made somebody laugh, I did.
2006-06-12 16:33:54 · answer #3 · answered by Birdie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd like to think Jacky Chan. If it was in a boxing ring, Chuck, if it involved climbing up and down the outside of a building, Jacky.
2006-06-11 23:03:41 · answer #4 · answered by Scozbo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If they were to fight now it would be a good fight i think chuck would have the stronger strikes but Chan would have the speed and stamina so maybe Chan.
If these guys were to fight back in there rime Chuck would destroy Chan the former world Karate champion would have been in the top 10 Martial Artists in the world along with Bruce Lee who he trained with for years before his death.
2006-06-12 17:18:07 · answer #5 · answered by fight fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jacky is fast , flexable and have a great physical fittness . but Chuck is more tough , more powerfull , more skillfull for close combat fights , and could be more violent or hard in a real fight .
so i believe it's Chuck who will win , because his qualifications are the more needed ones for a real fight . so if i'm in danger or i need a bodyguard , i'll feel safe with Chuck Norris more .
2006-06-12 12:07:44 · answer #6 · answered by amgo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, that's a tough call....but I'd love to see Jacky Chan kick Chuck Norris' ***.
2006-06-11 23:03:52 · answer #7 · answered by beck 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Chuck Norris will smoke him
2006-06-11 23:02:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jacky chan will be able to take out chuck norris....reason is that jacky is younger than chuck and jacky is tougher than chuck as he did all his stunts himself in his shows.
2006-06-11 23:04:03 · answer #9 · answered by jims_bong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris because is a multiple degree black black belt
2006-06-13 08:06:01 · answer #10 · answered by giant 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋