and why, give me practical answers
2006-06-11 22:30:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
yeah, its gary busey. duh
2006-06-11 22:36:21 · update #1
since your the real Crowley... totaly Gary Busey, he fights dirty, Jesus cant do nothing with sand in his eyes... he cant turn it into wine or make 3billion hundred thousand fish out of it...
2006-06-11 22:34:32 · answer #1 · answered by Mighty Balls ? 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Gary Busey has done so many drugs and alcohol that he can not be harmed by conventional weapons. He feels his 12 step cult is the word of god. Jesus on the other hand, said, "Turn the other cheek. The meek shall inherit the earth. Bless those that despise you." He was a *****! There was no historical accounts of Jesus fighting. Jesus would get pummeled and cry like a little school girl, if Gary Busey didn't run out of breath walking to the ring.
2006-06-12 06:09:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus. Have you seen Gary Busey latley? Im not sure hed make it into the ring. You could put him up against the Easter Bunny and he'd still lose. Poor Gary.
2006-06-12 05:34:24 · answer #3 · answered by sweetie_baby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gary Busey. He'd say something crazy and while Jesus was trying to figure out what the hell he's talking about, he'd take him out.
2006-06-12 09:48:18 · answer #4 · answered by Joshua 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gary busey would win. jesus would have a hard time wrestling in his robes, and busey wouldn't have a problem drop kicking jesus while he was turning the other cheek.
2006-06-12 05:47:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gary Busey actually exists so I'd say he's already won.
2006-06-12 05:33:02 · answer #6 · answered by thisfleshavenged 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jesus would totally win, first he would throw burritos and tamales of goat at gary then while he had him distracted he could grab the weed wacker and jack buseys faces up even more than it is, probably do something with that hair too.
2006-06-12 06:06:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know this won't sound practical to you, but it is to me....
Jesus would win. He has already died once, and the Bible says that "it is appointed that a man once should die". So, He can't die again, hence the other guy is just out of luck.
2006-06-12 05:33:54 · answer #8 · answered by The Apple Chick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you had seen the film "jesus christ super star" you wouldnt have asked such silly question
2006-06-12 05:37:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you're trying to be funny because we both know the answer to that question ..Don't we?
2006-06-12 05:35:10 · answer #10 · answered by KWILLIAMS 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋