2006-06-11 21:47:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
On a dark and stormy night, Cee Cee was wide awake and couldnt sleep. Then, a handsome stranger appeared in her bedroom, tore her nightie off and humped her brains out with the largest dick she'd ever seen.. After that, she slept like a baby...
2006-06-11 21:54:07 · answer #1 · answered by slick_pavement 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Okay once upon a time go to sleep
Okay sorry about that now
Once upon a time the Internet was a free place where teens meet, no bad people, and only a few viruses.
Now it all suddenly changed when regulation ruined the net.
Now teens have to be 18 just to talk to each other while no social groups for home-schooled teens. Then viruses spreaded like wildfire. Spyware, NSA started to spy on innocent users, and the Internet was becoming more and more commercial.
Then the congress is getting Lobbyed to destroy the free Internet.
Oh well the end. (This is a true, but sad story)
2006-06-12 04:49:43 · answer #2 · answered by Hyipo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sometimes ago there was a cute girl. she was unable to sleep. she told her friends on yahoo answers to read a story for her. one girl started telling her the story. and soon she started yawning and then she did go to bed. did you liked the story girl?
2006-06-12 04:51:32 · answer #3 · answered by magnet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cee cee, yo probably cant sleep coz you on your computer, go to bed and read a news paper, business news page over and over. it will work.
and another thing, you have to do the reading unless you give us your number and we call you
2006-06-12 04:52:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, once upon a time in a land far far away a preacher and a goat were about to...... well you know the rest.
2006-06-12 04:51:07 · answer #5 · answered by god_of_new 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once upon a time in a faaar away land. in the royal kingdom of Nirvana..
there lived a princess named cee cee..
and then one day, cee cee met coo coo who happened to be the cousin of caa caa who had a fight with cuu cuu when they were still bestfriends with cii cii who was cee cee's neighbor..
and so...
hey! cee cee? you still there?!
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cee cee? yoohoo!!! cee cee!!
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ceeeeee ceeeee!!!!!
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2006-06-12 05:11:33 · answer #6 · answered by _ana_ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once a apon a time there was a porno star that had sex with 1500 lovely ladies and then died of aids .the end
2006-06-12 04:50:58 · answer #7 · answered by fltransamguy5 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are u still awake?
2006-06-12 05:09:56 · answer #8 · answered by lendu123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋