need some good might b a redneck if......jokes! 10 pts 2 the best answer!
2006-06-11 18:15:58 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow! these r funny!!
2006-06-11 18:37:13 · update #1
If your family reunion is a good place for you to pick up chicks.... you might be a redneck.
2006-06-11 18:19:20 · answer #1 · answered by MattEMatt 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cant think of any at the moment. But you might try listening to Jeff Foxworthy (comedian) hes got ALOT of "You might be a redneck..." jokes (some of those are even the ones used by some other person around here)
2006-06-11 18:30:27 · answer #2 · answered by marielsa83 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do the UniBomber and a Redneck Prom Queen have in common?
They were both fingered by thier brother.
2006-06-11 18:21:30 · answer #3 · answered by nefariousx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Billy Bob's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine and your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother... he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," says the doctor.
The new mother says, "Wow, that's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise." Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"
"Denephew."
2006-06-11 18:18:11 · answer #4 · answered by proffesor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might be a redneck if you mow the lawn with your shirt off and your husband does too.
2006-06-11 18:45:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
might be a redneck if you see a sign that says say no to crack and it reminds you to pull up your pants
-if your dad walks you to school bc yall are in the same grade
-if you mow your yard and find a car
2006-06-11 18:19:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you might be a redneck if you go to family reunions to pick up women
2006-06-11 23:04:47 · answer #7 · answered by Chad D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if your too drunk to fly a kite, you might be a redneck
2006-06-11 18:18:52 · answer #8 · answered by Melissa D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board .....if you wear a tube top to a wedding
2006-06-11 18:23:00 · answer #9 · answered by BBQribs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your hood ornament use to be on top of a bowling trophy.
2006-06-11 18:19:43 · answer #10 · answered by Scottie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋