Man first the elfs rape me, make me their queen, and then they give me my own army of flying monkeys! don't say i'm crazy, or i'll send my monkeys after you!
2006-06-11 18:11:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Mental Health
thats it my monkeys are comming for you!
2006-06-11 18:14:43 · update #1
The elves are raping me agian, man this happends everytime i get high!
2006-06-11 18:15:32 · update #2
no your flying hampsters will never stand a chance, my monkeys got big balls!
2006-06-11 18:16:31 · update #3
My monkeys can fling their poop!
2006-06-11 18:17:08 · update #4
oh kinky, i'm gonna spank that lil devil hard!
2006-06-11 18:25:39 · update #5
Very normal. Those elves are getting on my nerves though. Last week I had the damn monkeys at my beck and call. This week you got 'em.
2006-06-11 18:22:47 · answer #1 · answered by itsmeee2006 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it's normal. I have an army of flying monkeys myself. Great for when you want to get rid of that pesky neighbor who just won't shut the hell up. Oops, did I say that out loud?
2006-06-11 18:20:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no its not normal, tell the monkeys to go find u something really rare, like an honest car salesman, so u can get some peace and quiet, and so u can get a chance to clean up the monkey dodo! lol
2006-06-11 18:16:42 · answer #3 · answered by ~Lauralyn~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you're the Wicked Witch of the West, yes, it's normal. If you read the book, the monkeys are not bad, they are under a spell to serve the witch. Dorothy ends up setting them free.
2006-06-11 18:15:09 · answer #4 · answered by marie 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The wicked witch of the West had an army of flying monkeys, so why not you too?
2006-06-11 18:14:33 · answer #5 · answered by bambi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes...that's perfectly fine...just be sure to feed them plenty of fried banana eggrolls and sprinkle powdered sugar on em(flying monkeys love that).
2006-06-11 18:17:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got one-a them at my house, and he keeps drinking all my beer and smoking all my reefer. last night, I got home frome work and he had filled the spout of my bathtub with peanut butter. When I tried to yell at him he spanked me mercilessly with a serving spoon. I can't imagine havin' a whole army of 'em! God bless ya!
2006-06-13 09:08:56 · answer #7 · answered by Ralphie da Monkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's as normal as having a squadron of hungry alligators. They are in the moat outside my gate!!!
2006-06-12 09:52:21 · answer #8 · answered by doglady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, totally normal. So is answering a psycho question for the points alone. Does that make me a point prostitute? Gee...I hope not.
2006-06-11 18:16:14 · answer #9 · answered by Sylvia M 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not any more normal that having an army of crazy MILFs like I do.
2006-06-11 18:15:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋