Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He
never met my sister. Yours sincerely, Arnold.
Age 8, Nashville.
Dear Pastor, Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson. Sincerely, Pete.
Age 9, Phoenix
Dear Pastor, My father should be a minister. Every day he gives us a sermon about something. Robert Anderson.
Age 11, Miami
Dear Pastor, I'm sorry I can't leave more money in the plate, but my father didn't give me a raise in my allowance. Could you have a sermon about a raise in my allowance? Love, Patty.
Age 10, New Haven
Dear Pastor, My mother is very religious. She goes to play bingo at church every week even if she has a cold. Yours truly, Annette.
Age 9, Albany
Dear Pastor, I would like to go to heaven someday because I know my brother won't be there. Stephen.
Age 8, Chicago
Dear Pastor, I think a lot more people would come to your church if you moved it to Disneyland. Loreen.
Age 9
2006-06-11 17:55:15 · 5 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ahh... to be so young and innocent
2006-06-11 18:15:53 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Dear Pastor, If all the priests would stop molesting us kids, I bet the church attendance would rise! Alfred, Age 8, Pubertyville,USA
2006-06-11 17:59:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
These are cute thank you for sharing...
2006-06-11 18:09:01 · answer #3 · answered by KLove 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How cute. =P
2006-06-11 18:05:24 · answer #4 · answered by =P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
beautiful. love it all.
2006-06-11 18:02:21 · answer #5 · answered by what? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋