IRISH BOY IN CONFESSION
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman. Is that you, little Timmy O'Donnel? Yes, Father, it is. And who was the woman you were with? I can't be tellin' you, Father. Don't want to ruin her reputation. Well, Timmy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley? I cannot say. Was it Patricia Kelly? I'll never tell. Was it Sheila O'Brien? I'm sorry, but I cannot name her. Was it Kathleen Morgan? My lips are sealed. Was it Fiona Grogan, then? Please, Father, I cannot tell you. The priest sighs in frustration. You're a steadfast lad, Timmy O'Donnel, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church mass for three months. Be off with you now. Timmy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, What'd you get? Three months' vacation and five good leads.
2006-06-11 17:46:54 · 12 answers · asked by joann_xvi 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Joann, keep them a coming, I enjoy these jokes your sending us. I will be passing them along. LOLOLOL *~* lololol
2006-06-12 01:56:04 · answer #1 · answered by Moose 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
6
2006-06-11 18:14:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
that was really a joke(thanx 4 ur 2 points)
2006-06-11 19:24:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If only confession really worked that way. Best Catholic joke I've heard in awhile not about little kids.
2006-06-11 18:05:00 · answer #4 · answered by what? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was awesome. I am Irish and a believer and it is still funny as hell. 11/10
2006-06-11 17:52:20 · answer #5 · answered by Kit Kat 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, good joke, rate it 7/10. make me laugh, but not too loud and continously. great job anyway joann, read two already of your jokes.
2006-06-11 18:01:31 · answer #6 · answered by stupidman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha..
9/10
plz add this in a file at our funclub.
--- LeeeN
2006-06-11 18:40:01 · answer #7 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good! LOL
2006-06-11 17:52:51 · answer #8 · answered by fantasy_lady428 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
lol
2006-06-11 17:50:46 · answer #9 · answered by dragonweaver 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Ok now that was good.....
2006-06-11 18:11:48 · answer #10 · answered by KLove 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋