What is the funniest thing you ever saw or heard?
2006-06-11 16:06:21 · 10 answers · asked by fake f 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bush
2006-06-11 16:28:41 · answer #1 · answered by Kiara D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Robin Williams Live at the Met
2006-06-11 23:09:51 · answer #2 · answered by Jeep Driver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One morning a son got up and was leaving the house with a hand full of chicken
wire. His father said, "Son, where are you going?" The son replied, "I'm
going to catch me some chickens." The father said, "Son, you can't catch
chickens with chicken wire."
But the son insisted that he knew what he was doing. Later on that day, the
son came home with two chickens in his hand. The father thought, "I guess he
knows what he's doing."
The next morning, the son got up with some duck tape. The father said, "Son,
where are you going?" The son replied, "I'm going to catch some ducks." The
father yelled, "YOU CAN'T CATCH DUCKS WITH DUCK TAPE!!!"
The son insisted that he knew what he was doing. Later on that day the son
came home with two ducks under each arm. The father thought, "Damn, I guess he
does know what he's doing!!"
The next morning the son got up with a hand full of pussywillows. The father
said, "Hold up, son, let me put on my shoes!"
2006-06-12 06:00:56 · answer #3 · answered by moonearth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i watched the video my friends made of me throwing a baseball bat at myself, it was tied to a string and that was tied to a pole, it was a bad move, but a good movie
2006-06-11 23:39:15 · answer #4 · answered by patyrick140 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One time, I saw a baby peeing while crying, he did not know he was drinking it for long. (LOL). I saw this in television one time
2006-06-11 23:26:07 · answer #5 · answered by Sweetie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the time my ex-husband was working under a car and thought it said brain when it really sd "drain" and he came home with transmission fluid all over him,,, LOL,,,, how dumb can one be, but I just had to laugh, it was just too frigin funny
2006-06-11 23:16:33 · answer #6 · answered by kimmie_o2004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the look on your face wen your momma told u tha birds n de beez story.
2006-06-11 23:09:45 · answer #7 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had read some quotes from the president and one was when he had said "put food on your family"
2006-06-11 23:33:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
some of these questions & answers right on this site!
2006-06-11 23:21:05 · answer #9 · answered by UNCLE PumpKinHead 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
me kicking this guys a** after all the sh*t he talked at me
2006-06-11 23:10:22 · answer #10 · answered by ich werde gehat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋