2006-06-11 15:40:55 · 15 answers · asked by agoodprsn 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
(Coming out of quacker's Mom's bedroom): I'm right here, quacker, what do you want?
2006-06-11 16:03:27 · answer #1 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Johnny has been MIA for some time. Have you just noticed?
Reports have it that he is occupied on an unauthorized mission in the south of france but i dont think anyone knows where he's at for sure.
2006-06-11 22:44:23 · answer #2 · answered by -:¦:-SKY-:¦:- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is near the end of the school year and the teacher has already turned in
her grades. There is really not much to do. All the kids are restless because
they are ready for the summer break.
The teacher says, "The first person to correctly answer each question I ask
may leave early."
Little Johnny thinks to himself, "Good. I wanna get outta here. I'm smart.
I'll answer first."
The teacher asks, "Who said, 'Four score and seven years ago'?"
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln."
The teacher said, "That's right, Susie. You may leave."
Johnny was mad that Susie answered first.
The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I have a dream'?"
Before Johnny could open his mouth Mary said "Martin Luther King."
The teacher said, "That's right, Mary. You may leave."
Johnny was even madder that Mary answered first.
The teacher asked "Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy said ,"John Kennedy."
The teacher said, "That's right, Nancy. You may leave."
Johnny was BOILING MAD that Nancy answered first.
Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish these bitches would
keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher said, "WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny said, "Bill Clinton. May I go now?"
2006-06-12 06:09:36 · answer #3 · answered by moonearth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor. (punch line to a little Johnny joke)
2006-06-11 22:42:05 · answer #4 · answered by fly_your_flag_high 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you refering to "Johnny Come Lately"???
2006-06-11 22:43:47 · answer #5 · answered by Angel Wings 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what johnny r u referring to
2006-06-11 22:43:15 · answer #6 · answered by omarionsgirl1983 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw him about 15 minutes ago playing soccer with Billy.
2006-06-11 22:43:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to the following site under jokes and little jonny jokes
2006-06-11 22:49:06 · answer #8 · answered by gabrie1_baron 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Na he's still trying to figure out how to make p u s s y' s whistle. :)
2006-06-11 22:45:13 · answer #9 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, he has grown up... isnt little Johny anymore.
2006-06-12 01:20:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look in the bathroom and you will see the "John" right there. (the toliet.)
2006-06-11 23:06:03 · answer #11 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋