I have to pay $2500, you thinking is too easy to get in? it is, now I looking for a blonde to marry me. I looking for american dreams too.
2006-06-11 15:20:56 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
My name is Juan Carlos Delgado
2006-06-11 15:29:19 · update #1
What the heck is that pic, a mug shot? Good Luck on the American dream blonde.....you are going to need it
2006-06-11 15:24:25 · answer #1 · answered by ronrlogan 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hey there Illegal dude--if I were you I'd find that blonde in a hurry--you see the guys at the INS listening post work really fast and they seemed to be able to track Email addresses extremely well these days with all the new equipment and the geeks they've hired for the occassion doesn't leave alot of room to wiggle---You still have to pay the coyote if you get sent back--right ? Well, maybe the blonde will have some money.......and I'll be dogged--now we have a name---this is just simply too rich----
2006-06-11 15:32:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are so phony. You really think people are going to believe you? Next you will be telling us your name is Pedro or Carlos.
You want the American dream? Become a citizen and get a job. That's a start on it. I am not sure about the blonde. I don't think that's part of the American dream. Besides there are not very many "real" blondes either.
2006-06-11 15:28:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
man i got some bad news for you. You can not get a green card ever, even if you get married to an american citizen.
In order to apply for a permanent resident card or get a work permit you have to proof that you got in this country legally. (Passport and Form I-94).
If you want to stay legally in this country you have to come legally, that is the way it is.
hahaha you look a lot like ricky martin, maybe you can get an american girl and take it to your country.
good luck
2006-06-11 15:30:43 · answer #4 · answered by carlover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD JOB!!!! I'm glad you made it safely to the United States. Good luck finding a beautiful Blonde, I hope you like obese women . SOME Americans take this country for granted they are lazy, obese, ungrateful!!!(But their also good American citizens here!!
2006-06-11 19:04:09 · answer #5 · answered by shasha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shut The **** Up Dumbass Go Get A Life
2006-06-11 15:24:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would you do me the honor of licking tamale sauce off my chest, Senor Delgado?
2006-06-17 19:29:18 · answer #7 · answered by snapessxy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, i definitly think you should just go back home where you came from that would probaby be the best thing then maybe a young american boy or girl can get the job you're planning to steal from them...
2006-06-11 15:30:09 · answer #8 · answered by *steelers* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought I saw you on the news when they were showing the web cam on the border!!!! You got there pretty fast!!!! What did it take you a couple of hours???duh, You must have wireless internet!!!
2006-06-11 16:24:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you look like someone dropped a 75 lb. chalupa on your face.why don't you go, rip off the emergence medical services, there in Chicago and have them fix you up.
2006-06-11 15:51:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋