2006-06-11 15:15:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Guy walks into a bar with an octopus. Says to the bartender 'I'll bet a hundred dollars this octopus can play any instrument in the place.'
So the bartender points at the piano in the corner says, 'Go ahead.'
Guy puts the octopus on the piano stool, octopus flips up the lid, plays a few scales, then lays out a little étude on the piano.
So guys says 'Pay up,'
Bartender says 'Wait a minute,' pulls out a guitar.
Guy gives the octopus the guitar, octopus tightens up the E-string, closes its eyes, plays a sweet little fandango on the guitar.
Guy says 'Pay up,'
Bartender says 'Hold on, I think I've got something else around here,' pulls a clarinet out of the back room. Octopus looks the thing over a couple of times, tightens the reed. Well, the octopus isn't good exactly, but he manages to squeak out a few bars on the clarinet. He isn't going to win any awards, but he plays the thing.
Guy says 'Pay up,'
The bartender says "Just wait one minute,' goes in the back rummages around finally comes out with a bagpipes. Plops the bagpipes up on the bar.
Guy brings the octopus over, plops the octopus up next to the bagpipes.
Octopus looks the bagpipes over, reaches out lifts one pipe lets it drop. Lifts another lets it drop. Backs up, squints at the bagpipes.
Guy gets nervous, comes over to the bar says to the octopus 'What's the matter? Can't you play it?'
And the octopus says 'Play it? If I can figure out how to get its pajamas off, I'm gonna f**k it!'"
2006-06-11 19:17:31 · answer #1 · answered by meneed2tan 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why is it a foul notion to play UNO with mexicans? Because they'll continuously scouse borrow your inexperienced-playing cards. A Mexican and a Blackman are in a automobile. Who's using? A cop What's the change among a blackman and a bench? A bench can aid a household of 4 Why dosn't Mexico have an Olympic group? Because every person that may run, bounce and swim is already right here.
2016-09-08 23:53:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is another way to say Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday?
Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow!
Not really funny but.....
2006-06-11 15:31:06 · answer #3 · answered by lovelyyounglady92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know someone so slow that it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
2006-06-11 17:17:32 · answer #4 · answered by tonyatomthor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that!"
2006-06-11 15:18:42 · answer #5 · answered by anonymous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://greatjokes.50webs.com/ here you can find a lot of good jokes,
2006-06-16 13:57:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i do
2006-06-11 15:17:31 · answer #7 · answered by Arthur 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea up yours.
2006-06-11 15:17:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋