2006-06-11 13:24:25 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Weddings
First of all you need to take care of your hygiene problems.Take a bath (everyday) with some scented soap,that should take care of your butt.Now,your breathe,brush your teeth (thoroughly) with a good brand of toothpaste and make sure to floss and use mouthwash after.If your breathe problem continues then maybe it would be in your best interest to go and see a dentist.After you take care of all of that,you need to get some self-confidence.Just remember that everyone is made differently and no one is made better than anybody,just because you might not be the best looking or most talented person doesn't make you a dork.you are unique in your own way and that right there makes you FABULOUS!!!!!
2006-06-11 13:35:58 · answer #1 · answered by //Ash// 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your question is dorky. I already know this is a joke, but I felt like answering. So your butt stinks. That is definately gross. Try washing it with water. Sometimes soap can irritate and cause a stinky reaction. Sit on the toilet with a jug of water and use your hand (yes your hand) and wash your butt, thoroughly. Dont be afraid to touch yourself. Just think how clean you are getting all of those areas. Feel the cool refreshing water. Use the whole jug. Afterward dry with toilet paper. and put on CLEAN underwear.
Do this everyday!
Breath is hot. You did not say stinky. Drink ice cold water. Drink plenty of it. Try listerine breath strips. They are really good at combatting breath heat.
Now for the dorkiness. I believe you when you say you are dorky. You probably are. Most of us are, tell you the truth.
What to do about it? Read and learn. Become knowledged. Be sharp. Know about people, places, events. Become inspired to learn. Find a passion, weather its history, astronomy, geography, world cultures. Most of us go about our lives dead and dorky. But you dont have to be. Develop your brain to be sharp.
Also, listen to the news. or surf online. I suggest, NPR on the radio, or Free Speech Radio. On TV I suggest Free Speech TV. Online you should ALWAYS check out BBC News. You need to know whats going on out there. You dont need to have an opinion about everything but you need to be aware. This way you will look less like a dork when people are talking about world events.
Another cure for dorkiness. Develop your skills. Art, singing, dance, crochet, photography, horseback riding, soccer, tennis, sewing, cooking. Develop a skill that you can be proud of. In fact, develop two. So you can be someone. Be known for your excellent _______ skills.
Good luck. Do the butt wash.
2006-06-11 23:37:37 · answer #2 · answered by total_eclipse786 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First take a bath. Use some of that great smelling body wash. Then brush your teeth with that Crest Cinnamon toothpaste. I love that stuff. Then change your attitude. Stop being dorky. Try to act intelligent. I would rather be dorky than stinky.
2006-06-11 13:27:36 · answer #3 · answered by amissybell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, accepting you have a problem is the first step. Best wishes
2006-06-11 13:27:08 · answer #4 · answered by colorist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a shower.
Use some Listerine.
Quit asking stupid questions.
2006-06-11 13:28:47 · answer #5 · answered by Moon Pix 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to bad for you - try washing your a#s and using some mouth wash and carry gum all the time. sounds like you need it
2006-06-11 13:27:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You silly Lier!
2006-06-11 13:28:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tks for the pts.
2006-06-11 13:52:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
get some breathmints, wash your ***, and stop hanging out with dorks!
or find someone like you
2006-06-11 13:47:14 · answer #9 · answered by Dave Nye The Science Guy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't put yourself down all the time, go buy colgate.
2006-06-11 22:42:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋