My elephant's purse fell under my rusty Mercedes while I was flirting with the plumer (female plumer, nice crack). How do I get it out with out scratching my brand new copper jesusfish cuffs? Anyone know of any nonpagan levitation prayers?
pagan spelled backwards is SATAN!
2006-06-11 12:59:32 · 6 answers · asked by Lil OL REBORN 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
are you makin fun of religion sure sounds like it get a life hope the elephant farts on you!!
2006-06-11 13:11:39 · answer #1 · answered by Chef 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
1 John 5:7
For there are three that bear record in heaven, the FATHER, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are ONE
1 John 5:8
And there are three that bear witness in earth, the spirit, and the water, and the blood: and these three agree in ONE.
1 John 5:20 ( note all will not get this understanding)
And we know that the Son of God is come and hath given us an understanding, that we may know him that is true, and we are in him that is true, even in the Son of Jesus Christ. This is the true God, and eternal life..
2006-06-11 20:02:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nagap is what pagan is spelled backwards. Pagans are not evil and the majority are not satanists.
2006-06-12 15:00:46 · answer #3 · answered by noir_du_sang 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh PLEASE Mr. "Heil Pat Robertson"...thrill us with some more of your wonderfully provocative and witty questions!
If only we could all be as irreverent and fearless.
I'm truly humbled.
2006-06-12 19:33:00 · answer #4 · answered by idlebud 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, you're on your own for this one.
2006-06-11 20:08:38 · answer #5 · answered by eigelhorn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are one crazy mo-fo.
2006-06-11 20:02:29 · answer #6 · answered by on my way 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋