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2006-06-11 12:58:08 · 14 answers · asked by Quack Man 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

To get to the other side.

2006-06-11 13:11:39 · answer #1 · answered by Natalie Rose 4 · 0 0

to hug another kid because not even a road will stop him from giving a kid a hug..the person above me..thats hilarious lol..or he done this:

He just murdered baby bop by suffocating her with her OWN BLANKY because...someone had to brake her sucking thumb habit...anywayz back to the point...he just murderd baby bop and has to cross the road (which is the border to mexico) so the authorities in the usa cant get him..but its not over yet..because the mexico keep track of everyone coming into mexico (seriously doubt it..but cant hurt to make up a story can it) and they know Barney is in there country..so they slapped him with a misdemeanor and sent him back to usa where here was sent to prison after trail to be molested by Big bubba..lol...so i think crossing the road..was a good idea to buy some time dont you think? or yes he just might want to molest..lol?

2006-06-11 13:03:51 · answer #2 · answered by RabbitHellFoxHeaven 2 · 0 0

To spare us from his company for a little while, while going to freak out people on the other side.

But don't feel safe.

He will return, and strike back.

2006-06-11 13:41:36 · answer #3 · answered by Aritmentor 5 · 0 0

Because the chicken wanted to let all the nice little kids hug him and touch him.

2006-06-11 14:26:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

To get more purple dye. Hey, he won't stay that color forever!
Yes, I know that was really stupid. It's the best I could come up with.

2006-06-11 13:08:20 · answer #5 · answered by roxy81492 4 · 0 0

he was actually trying to jump in front of a car so he wouldn't have to have that stupid job anymore.

2006-06-11 14:01:38 · answer #6 · answered by drew 2 · 0 0

To kill big bird, for steeling all his ratings

2006-06-11 13:16:07 · answer #7 · answered by Kyle 2 · 0 0

To get to the tv station. the stupid dinosaur, run if u see him, trust me, he is pure evil!!!

2006-06-11 15:18:21 · answer #8 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0 0

to go home and take off that purple suit

2006-06-11 14:39:33 · answer #9 · answered by ummtawaam 2 · 0 0

so I can hit him with my 18-wheeler

2006-06-11 14:47:59 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0 0

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