The Lord hath sayeth to me that when women fart it is a sin. Shall we follow the righteousness of the the Lord and force women to hold it, or will be go on living simful lives?
fart spelled backwards with traf, which means Hail Satan in middle-eastern German!
2006-06-11 12:57:10 · 9 answers · asked by Lil OL REBORN 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
sorry, i can't understand your accent...
2006-06-11 13:01:59 · answer #1 · answered by the redcuber 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
1 John 5:7
For there are three that bear record in heaven, the FATHER, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are ONE
1 John 5:8
And there are three that bear witness in earth, the spirit, and the water, and the blood: and these three agree in ONE.
1 John 5:20 ( note all will not get this understanding)
And we know that the Son of God is come and hath given us an understanding, that we may know him that is true, and we are in him that is true, even in the Son of Jesus Christ. This is the true God, and eternal life..
2006-06-11 20:02:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats stupid The LORD made us and if we need to fart-just freekin fart. nothin wrong at all with that are you nuts??? If its a sin for a woman to fart i guess we will all be going to hell you men will be lonely up there.....stupid question
2006-06-11 20:07:41 · answer #3 · answered by Chef 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I naturally don't know who you are but I would be very careful what I put the Lords name with.
2006-06-11 20:17:50 · answer #4 · answered by drg5609 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh PLEASE Mr. "Heil Pat Robertson"...thrill us with some more of your wonderfully provocative and witty questions!
If only we could all be as irreverent and fearless.
I'm truly humbled.
2006-06-12 19:32:11 · answer #5 · answered by idlebud 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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whew! that was a good one. Rock on!
2006-06-11 20:31:04 · answer #6 · answered by ScarletFiresBurn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think God was trying to tell you that your flatulence is sinful, Pat.
CLEANSE THYSELF.
2006-06-11 20:06:17 · answer #7 · answered by eigelhorn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, you must be bored...
2006-06-11 20:00:08 · answer #8 · answered by asafam23 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No i will not
2006-06-11 20:02:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋