I, his holiness Pat Robertson, was chatting with God tomorrow morning, and he told me that we should replace the gay lawyer on Will and Grace with a better lawyer, who is less sinful, like me. Would me a straigh lawyer fill with the hateful wrath of God not be better than Will Screwman?
homo and heathen both have two syllables!
2006-06-11 12:54:56 · 14 answers · asked by Lil OL REBORN 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Like, Will and Grace is over.
2006-06-11 13:00:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
1 John 5:7
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For there are three that bear record in heaven, the FATHER, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are ONE
1 John 5:8
And there are three that bear witness in earth, the spirit, and the water, and the blood: and these three agree in ONE.
1 John 5:20 ( note all will not get this understanding)
And we know that the Son of God is come and hath given us an understanding, that we may know him that is true, and we are in him that is true, even in the Son of Jesus Christ. This is the true God, and eternal life.. <<<<<<
mental and illness have two sylables and sooo,,, pats a coward whos father pulled him off a troopship on his way to the war in europe and because of his congressman father he cant get elected dogcatcher in a one dog town so dont promote thecowardly son of a rich man as a leader follow God on your own without a nose ring and pray and ask the holy spirit to reveal the truth through the bible to you God Bless you
2006-06-11 20:02:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha!!!! easy on Pat, he is GOD's MAN, but like the rest of us, we are all TRYING to get it ALL TOGETHER, only GOD is 100 percent accurate ALL of the TIME, not saying Pat isn't right on this one(haven't heard his side) but GOD LOVE's EVERYBODY and wants us all to have a Good DAY!!!!
2006-06-11 20:02:34 · answer #4 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not even dignifying this piece of trash with an answer. Pat Robertson is a good man. WHO IS TRASHING HIM IDIOT
2006-06-11 20:37:34 · answer #5 · answered by Memere RN/BA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heehee. Cute.
Oh, and for those of you who are agreeing with the sentiment: IT'S A JOKE. Also, you're stupid.
And for those of you who are bashing this question: IT'S A JOKE. Also, get a sense of humor.
2006-06-11 20:22:09 · answer #6 · answered by Qchan05 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh PLEASE Mr. "Heil Pat Robertson"...thrill us with some more of your wonderfully provocative and witty questions!
If only we could all be as irreverent and fearless.
I'm truly humbled.
2006-06-12 19:31:36 · answer #7 · answered by idlebud 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're kind of gay just for knowing that.
2006-06-12 02:27:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh just burn in your own religious hell. What a dumb ****. can't even spell straight. just because he's gay doesnt mean hes sinful, JESUS NEVER SAID GAYS WERE EVIL. the saints did in the bible. ******* moron.
2006-06-11 19:59:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You should run for president
2006-06-11 20:28:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋