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On the first date with my husband. I took him home to meet my parents. My mom was drinking and grabbed his butt. She also told him what a nice butt he had. I thought for sure the first date was out last. But we got married 5 years later.

2006-06-11 12:49:27 · answer #1 · answered by nay 5 · 1 0

I found out the guy that had been dating me was dating someone else and so when he wanted to visit me at school, declaring his LOVE for me, I tricked him into thinking that he was going to get some and when he came up (after a 2 hour drive) I threw him out of my room and called campus security on him. The idiot had brought a freakin Poloroid camera and no protection! To this day he won't talk about me to the mutual friends we have :D

2006-06-11 12:45:21 · answer #2 · answered by profghost 5 · 0 0

my friend couldn't get a date unless it was a double and she brought a date for his cousin. Lucky me, I got dragged along. He told me that I at 5'6 was too tall to date. He also asked me to time how long it took him to order and eat. He cursed at me and actually tried to change my order because he didn't like what I was eating.

2006-06-11 12:46:44 · answer #3 · answered by nothingis_sound 3 · 0 0

i back out cause the guy was 10 minutes late. it was friday night, so we can watch movie and dine out. when 7 pm comes, i change into my nightgown cause im not going out for someone who is not punctual. we set at 7 pm but he didn't showed up until 7:10. when i open the door, he saw me in my gown and he ask me why im not ready. i told him that im not going. he said, give him a chance cause its traffic. i told him he should have called me, he said, where? i said, on that yellow phone in the freeway. he said, its not emergency, i said, it is. he start cussing me up and calling me names. my mom almost call the police on him. he start parading in our street and continue calling my mom to let me go. she said, the way you treat my daughter, i am not letting her go out with you, who knows what are you planning to do. i was kind of scared but im glad he showed his true color...

2006-06-11 13:02:01 · answer #4 · answered by salome 5 · 0 0

I got arrested

2006-06-11 12:44:38 · answer #5 · answered by bildymooner 6 · 0 0

I started farting uncontrolably.

2006-06-11 12:44:20 · answer #6 · answered by Valkyrie 4 · 0 0

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