2006-06-11 11:56:24 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
Get a life and get off the Internet, but 1st plug in the toaster, turn it on and dump it into a sink full of water, with dick still in of course.
That should liven up your life.
2006-06-11 11:59:19 · answer #1 · answered by Dolphin lover 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Plug it in- push the toaster thing down and wait for it to pop your schlong out.
*Warning: Electrical burns and severe pain may occur, but you 'were' stupid enough to put your twig in a toaster- so thats your fault and therefore cannot sue me for the advice given.
2006-06-11 11:59:59 · answer #2 · answered by Karmically Screwed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why was it in there in the 1st place.
if u were stupid enough to put it in there thats ur fault but u can plug it in and push the thing down and wait for ur dick to pop out
find a girl or if ur gonna play with urself at least just use ur hand not a toster
2006-06-11 12:00:33 · answer #3 · answered by algarafolo_1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unplug the toaster. dont eat it. Ill pray for your mental health.
2006-06-12 10:23:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
while i doubt the legitimacy of this question.... call 911. If your dick is small enough to fit in a toaster you have bigger problems anyway.
2006-06-11 11:59:52 · answer #5 · answered by manderstwin1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
turn the toaster on and ajust it to dark and wait until it pop up
2006-06-11 12:00:51 · answer #6 · answered by lazyman614 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
plug it in and push down on the button
in a few minutes you'll have a big black c@ck
and thrn you'll be the envy of all of your friends and a delight to all of the girls
2006-06-11 12:00:35 · answer #7 · answered by rsuavez66 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unplug it from the electrical outlet, and then grease your cock up and maybe it'll slide out.
2006-06-11 11:58:33 · answer #8 · answered by angel_girl2248 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Plug it in and then throw it in a sink full of water.
Stupid much?
2006-06-11 12:00:39 · answer #9 · answered by Cheryl K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you got your dick stuck in there in the first place, maybe you should go ahead and turn it on.
2006-06-11 11:58:57 · answer #10 · answered by redpeach_mi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋