Used Cars: why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not drink or smoke!
Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals and smacks included!!
Illiterate? Fill out this form for free help!
Dry cleaning sign. "We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand."
Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
We'll move you worldwide throughout the country!!
For Sale: An antique desk suitable for lady with think legs and large drawers.
His and hers bicycles, $25.00 each or $55.00 for both!
Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary!
And lastly....
Government employer looking for candidates. Criminal backgroud required!!
O.K? Which were your favorites?
Hope I brought a little smile to your Sunday!
SmileyCat : )
2006-06-11 08:41:02 · 10 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think I want to get a job as a machine operator in that factory that's looking for the 50 girls. Talk about on the job training! Whew!
In my hometown, there's a store called 'Bearly Used'. If you read one of the windows from top to bottom, it says, "Bearly Used Children's Maternity." One of these days, I really have to go take a picture of that window.
2006-06-11 11:23:38 · answer #1 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Illiterate? Fill out this form for free help. <<
I liked all the others also. Thumbs up for you..
2006-06-11 08:58:32 · answer #2 · answered by ~Sheila~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals and smacks included!!
That was my favorite....thanks for the laugh
2006-06-11 08:45:17 · answer #3 · answered by Luvnu_always baby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like this one
Dry cleaning sign. "We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand."
thanx for the laff
2006-06-11 09:43:36 · answer #4 · answered by mendy s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the 2nd one.
2006-06-11 08:44:34 · answer #5 · answered by smart guy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the illiterate one
2006-06-11 08:47:39 · answer #6 · answered by jackboyd77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i read those don't got a fav. i read part 1 too were is part 2??
2006-06-11 09:20:21 · answer #7 · answered by ~Cats rule~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think the first one WAS THE BEST!HEHE..HE! WHAT NEWSPAPER DID YOU FIND THESE IN??OMG! LOL THEY ARE HILARIOUS!!! HAHAHA! :)
2006-06-11 08:56:24 · answer #8 · answered by Awesome Kai 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like all ,thanks
2006-06-11 09:01:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. thanks. They are all very good. thanks for posting
2006-06-11 08:46:38 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋