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2006-06-11 08:14:09 · 18 answers · asked by auntb93again 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This depends upon the situation.
To the young teen with her first few bouts with the condition, it stands for Puffy Mid Section, Pimples May Surface or Pass Me Sweets.
To the guy just starting to date or to the Newlywed, it stands for Psychotic Mood Shift.
To the sensitive young woman, it stands for Pardon My Sobbing.
To the hubby that notices that his wife has stopped reading Cosmo and is now reading his Guns & Ammo, it stands for Pass My Shotgun.
To the older wife who has never gotten any sympathy from her husband, it stands for Pack My Stuff or Pack My Suitcase.
To some women at the office it stands for Personally Mad Situation or Perhaps Men Suck.
2006-06-11 11:38:11 · answer #1 · answered by Richard 7 · 101⤊ 8⤋
Some say PMS stands for that time of the month when People Make Stupid mistakes all around you and you seem to be living in a Potentially Maniac Society where something is wrong with everyone else and you’re the only one that’s Presently, More-or-less, Sane.
It’s when your Preferred Method of Self-satisfaction is Pre-Meditated Sugar consumption and the only reason you do this is because it Probably Makes Sense at the time. Even though it’s best that it doesn’t last too long, don’t you just wish all of those Perfectly Misguided Sensitive people around you (husbands, boyfriends, parents and children) would just get a clue and Put Making Sure you’re happy their first priority?
After all, PMS is your Preferred Managment System for Protecting Many Self-interests during the throws of PreMenstrual Syndrome. (And if you don’t find this is Positively Mindblowingly Sensationally funny, then you’re probably experiencing PMS.)
2006-06-11 20:20:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In Costa Rica, PMS means Property Management System
2006-06-11 08:16:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Premenstrual Syndrome.
2006-06-11 08:16:05 · answer #4 · answered by ... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Prepare for Mood Swings
2006-06-11 11:35:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Portola Middle School......haha
2006-06-11 08:21:52 · answer #6 · answered by niki<3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pass My Shotgun!!
2006-06-12 05:16:56 · answer #7 · answered by earthling4luv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard Putting up with Men Sh*t.
2006-06-11 08:19:10 · answer #8 · answered by Rick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's called PMS because mad cow disease was already taken.
2006-06-11 08:22:30 · answer #9 · answered by the punk flamingo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing... It is was substituted when they found out Mad Cow Disease was already taken...
2006-06-11 14:39:36 · answer #10 · answered by killedbylies 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a license to kill and get away Scot free
2006-06-12 01:41:21 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋