Is chocolate the cure for anything?

Question

some say it better than sex! is it?

Answer 1

no it just makes you fat

Answer 2

I don't know that it can cure anything serious, like AIDS. But wouldn't it be cool if it did? But then again, who doesn't feel a bit better when they've had a really, really good piece of chocolate? Either that or massive amounts of chocolate. Either way, you're bound to feel good, at least for a little while.

Answer 3

Chocolate is the cure for not having chocolate. Good chocolate is certainly better than bad sex, though no chocolate could be better than good sex...

Answer 4

People that say that something is better than sex usually aren't getting any...chocolate may not be able to cure anything but hey it tastes good!

Answer 5

while chocolate may not be the most healthy snack around, it does contain a number of nutrients. High in potassium and magnesium, chocolate also provides us with several vitamins - including B1, B2, D, and E.
Californian scientist Professor Carl Keen and his team have suggested that chocolate might help fight heart disease. They say that it contains chemicals called flavinoids, which thin the blood, helping to prevent clotting.
It looks like the old adage of "everything in moderation" holds. But if you can't resist chocolate, at least stick to dark. It's higher in cocoa than milk chocolate and helps to increase levels of HDL, a type of cholesterol that helps prevent fat clogging up arteries.
Chocolate contains a natural 'love drug'. Tryptophan is a chemical that the brain uses to make a neurotransmitter called serotonin. High levels of serotonin can produce feelings of elation, even ecstasy - hence the name of the designer drug that also works by increasing serotonin levels.
While tryptophan could be considered 'chocolate's ecstasy', another chemical called phenylethylamine has earned the nickname 'chocolate amphetamine.' High levels of this neurotransmitter help promote feelings of attraction, excitement, giddiness and apprehension. Phenylethylamine works by stimulating the brain's pleasure centres and reaches peak levels during orgasm

it also tastes good,

hope this helps

Answer 6

Definitely not better than sex lol I know which I prefer.

Although the chemicals in chocolate are supposed to be the same kinds of chemicals released in the body during sex I still now which I would prefer. Mind you if I could mix the both then woo hoo !!!!

Answer 7

Depending on the type of chocolate you eat. It has to be real smooth or rich. Try this brand called Lindt Chocolates, comes in different types of flavors and textures. This Chocolate will replace your craving for sex!

Answer 8

Chocolate isn't better than sex, but damn it's good. It's not a cure for anything, but it can get you your chocolate fix for your sweet tooth. ;-)

But really, darker chocolates have anti-oxidants that are good for your body. Woot, a reason to eat more chocolate!

Answer 9

It alleviates the symptoms of Chocolate Deficiency Syndrome, and Depression. Doesn't cure anything.

Sex is better.

Answer 10

It cures the effects of dementor attacks. Also, while it is not better than sex, it can enhance sex quite a bit; it's an aphrodisiac.

Answer 11

No, chocolate is the cure for EVERYTHING!
Lol, choc with high cocoa content is good for the heart and for coughs though. It also releases endorphines so I guess it can cheer you up when you're sad though it probs doesn't work for Major Depression.