REAL NEWSPAPER ADS:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES... Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog... able to
leap tall fences in a single bound.
FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat... been out a while. Better be a reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.
AND THE BEST ONE:
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.
Any of them make yah chuckle?
Got a funny ad for me?
SmileyCat : )
2006-06-11 07:43:02 · 10 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh, I love those! Do you ever watch "Headlines" on Jay Leno? You'd probably love them. Go to nbc.com and search for them, they're a hoot.
Thanks for the laughs. ;)
2006-06-11 07:47:14 · answer #1 · answered by Sandy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
lol it's person!!! haahaa
2006-06-11 15:10:24 · answer #2 · answered by jezka 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG!.
those were so great , I had to get my husband to come and read them, he like the last one of course.. I loved the sneaKY neighbors dog. Those were so good...
I have one for you...
It was a misprint you would only find here in ky...
We want to apologize to (two guys names) for last weeks add,
They were arrested for animal poaching, not animal molestation.
I swear this was in our paper.... :)
2006-06-11 15:10:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol those are cute and silly!!! hahaha why were those even published..? :) lol. yeah i chuckled a little on some!!! =P
2006-06-11 15:38:47 · answer #4 · answered by Awesome Kai 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny, especially the last one
2006-06-11 14:47:20 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol!! i love reading those kinds of things!! thank you, you just made my day all better!!
2006-06-11 14:48:25 · answer #6 · answered by pinkii 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny...made me laugh
2006-06-11 14:47:59 · answer #7 · answered by bigjimmyguy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL I love them :)
2006-06-11 15:02:11 · answer #8 · answered by lvgrrl999 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
those are pretty funny
2006-06-11 16:17:21 · answer #9 · answered by ~Cats rule~ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-06-11 14:47:25 · answer #10 · answered by ME 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋