Whats the best yo mama joke u know?

Question

ull get 10 points iif i like it!

Answer 1

Yo mama so cheap she hang toilet paper up to dry.

(Gross.)

Answer 2

Yo momma's so dumb I saw her jumping up and down asked what she was doing and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it
Yo momma's so dumb I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope asked what she was doing and she said sending a voice mail
Yo momma's so dumb I taught her how to do the running man and I havent seen her since
Yo momma's so dumb I think its a new world record
Yo momma's so dumb I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it
Yo momma's so dumb I told her drinks were on the house so she went and got a ladder
Yo momma's so dumb I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written by Bart
Yo momma's so dumb if brains were dynamite she wouldnt have enough to blow her nose
Yo momma's so dumb if brains were gas she wouldnt have enough to power a fleamobile around the inside of a Froot Loop
Yo momma's so dumb if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change
Yo momma's so dumb if you gave her a penny for her thoughts you'd get change
Yo momma's so dumb instead of taking 4 bus she took the 2 bus twice
Yo momma's so dumb it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg
Yo momma's so dumb it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch
Yo momma's so dumb it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hour virus
Yo momma's so dumb it takes 2 of her to listen to music
Yo momma's so dumb it takes 2 of her to watch tv
Yo momma's so dumb it takes 4 of her to screw in a light bulb
Yo momma's so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes
Yo momma's so dumb it takes her 4 hours to watch a 1 hour movie
Yo momma's so dumb it takes her an hour to cook minute rice
Yo momma's so dumb it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles
Yo momma's so dumb on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911

Answer 3

Yo Mama so fat she saw a school bus full of white kids go by and she ran down the street screaming "Runaway Twinkie!!!"

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Answer 4

yo mama is so stupid, on a job application, under "sex," she put "yes please"

yo mama is so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was the mexican phone company

yo mama is so stupid, she tried to put the MNMS in alphabetical order

yo mama is so stupid, the only thing seperating her and the UPS man was the door

Answer 5

YO MAMAs corpse smells so bad I had to finally throw it away.

Answer 6

Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat *** out of the way.

Answer 7

yo mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

Answer 8

yo momma is so poor i saw her walking down the street kicking a can and said what are yo udoing she said " I'm moving"

Answer 9

yo momma so poor, the only reason she got good grades was so she could get free chuckie cheese tokens!! lol

Answer 10

Your momma's so stupid that she stuck a cell phone up her but and said she was making a bootie call.