Who can mathematically prove that girls are evil?

Answer 1

girls = time * money

but

time = money

girls = money^2

and because "money is the root of all evil."

money = evil^.5
so

money^2 = girls = (evil^2^.5)

from which he concludes by simplifying the far right hand side is that girls = evil.

However, and luckily, there is an ambiguity in the equations caused by there being two square roots of any number and so one must look to other information to decide which "branch" to take when we take the square root of evil squared. So, what he actually shows is that:

girls = +/-evil

Answer 2

2+2=1

Answer 3

To find a girl, you need time and money, therefore,
Girl = Time * Money

It is said that Time is Money, therefore,
Time = Money
Girl = Money * Money = Money ^2

It is said that Money is the root of all evil, therefore
Money = Root (Evil)

Therefore,
Girl = [Root(Evil)]^2
Girl = Evil


This is probably what you are looking for, but it can be disproved because Time and Money should be
Time + Money not Time * Money
which would undo the whole formula.

Answer 4

yeah they got a double barrel down below , that's 1+1=2 so there's your mathematically proved formula

Answer 5

Dateless Mathematicians

Answer 6

g = e + 2
i = i
r = v - 4
l = l

Hence, girl = evil - 2

So girls are almost evil!



--- LeeeN

Answer 7

girls=money*time

as time=money

girls=money^2

but money^2=evil

There fore girls=evil

hence proved

Answer 8

I can't.But I can introduce you to my ex.That'll prove it.

Answer 9

lol! priceless! evilive..love&hate that's it!

Answer 10

no one.