2006-06-11 05:10:16 · 4 answers · asked by tmac 5 in Health ➔ Other - Health
my dog crashed my car
2006-06-11 05:13:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. I am sick
2. Death in the family
3. Blizzard (cant get there)
4. Having a baby today
5. Broke my foot, arm or leg
6. Car broke down
7. My water heater leaked water all over the
house and is still spraying. plumber coming
8. Furnace went out
9. Child is sick and the sitter will not babysit
10.Babysitter did not show up
11.Pregnate and overwhelmed with nausea
12.Didn't know I was on the schedule to work
so I am not coming because I am on the
schedule at my other job
13. Family member in critical care dying
14. I just won the lottery
2006-06-11 12:20:41 · answer #2 · answered by happydawg 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.My alvoeli are not up to par today, and coming in to work today could aggravate the condition.
What's that??? You don't know what I'm talking about, see if my alvoeli get aggravated, I could have a left bundle branch blockage and fall down dead.
You say you need a doctor's note??? Well, see it's like this, my doctor that told me I have this problem is in Timbuktu, and won't be back for a year.
Oh, okay, I guess I could find a new job, It would make me very sad though!
2. I won't be into work today, I have developed anal glaucoma, I just can't see my a** coming into work today!
2006-06-11 12:21:40 · answer #3 · answered by dreamer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I stumbled across this site a couple of years ago and thought it was really funny.
You want some off-the-wall excuses, here they are.... enjoy!
2006-06-11 12:17:12 · answer #4 · answered by ☺ . CIEL . ☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋