would u like to share d funniest joke
2006-06-11 01:18:58 · 10 answers · asked by akshu 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Sure if you want a one bout dating..because your in a wrong section buddy,,,try the jokes/riddles section
*sigh* great to ruin someones day by telling them they are wrong..great isn't it?
2006-06-11 01:21:59 · answer #1 · answered by POR-FRY-CHICKEN 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why couldn't George ride a bicycle?
George is a goldfish.
Why did the fridge fall off the swing?
It had no arms.
What do trees and tomatoes have in common?
Neither can drive a tractor.
I found these hilarious, I hope you can see the humour in them because not all do.
2006-06-11 08:22:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Teachr asked to Bantasingh ' write your father's name in English" Santa " Beautiful Red Underweare" Teach " Are u Joking ? " Santa : "No Sir his name is Sundar Lal Chadda"
2006-06-11 08:25:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its realy old buy funny
there was a women who was pregnant with triplits and she got shot his her stomach 3 times she was fine and so were her babies
a few years l8r 1 of the kids came down sayin 'mummy mummy i had a wee n a bullets came out'
then the next kid came down sayin the same then a little boy came dowm shouting 'mummy mummy..'
the mum said 'let me guese u had a wee and a bullet came out'
the boy said 'no i had a w@nk and shot the dog'
2006-06-11 08:33:00 · answer #4 · answered by blonde_babe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I got one,Its like this
Akshu wants other people to tel him jokes!!!!!!!!!!
Ha ha ha thats sooooo funny!
2006-06-11 08:24:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a husband and a friend went hunting one day. the friend had a rifle and said," Oh my God your wife is cheating on u with another guy!" husband said," oh i had with her just shoot her in the head , and him in the private part!" the friend looked again and said," oh i can do that with one shot!"
2006-06-11 08:24:48 · answer #6 · answered by sexysweet69 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some radio asked Jenifer Lopez how does she take care of her butt and she replied: I don't take care of it. It's big enough to take care of itself
2006-06-11 08:22:26 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Ani♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yellow
2006-06-11 08:22:20 · answer #8 · answered by blondie1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://greatjokes.50webs.com/ here you can find a lot of good jokes,
2006-06-16 20:23:41 · answer #9 · answered by uttoransen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um...
Nope, not really.
I don't get that into jokes:-D.
2006-06-11 08:22:04 · answer #10 · answered by RandonPerson1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋