One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off."
Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire."
The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?"
Barbara replied, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."
2006-06-10 20:11:05 · 11 answers · asked by joann_xvi 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great one.....do you have others??
2006-06-10 20:31:42 · answer #1 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yet another oldie but goodie. Great jorb! - Coach Z
2006-06-10 21:21:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one
2006-06-10 20:22:47 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh.. ya I heard this before.
2006-06-10 20:19:39 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao...I like that one!
2006-06-10 20:42:10 · answer #5 · answered by vmmc_64 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe :)
2006-06-10 20:22:58 · answer #6 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That one is good! :)
2006-06-10 20:54:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well
2006-06-10 21:22:39 · answer #8 · answered by wondering 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so boring.
2006-06-10 20:53:43 · answer #9 · answered by Bluffmaster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
2006-06-11 12:13:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋