It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house, he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
2006-06-10 19:51:50 · 12 answers · asked by joann_xvi 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.
"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you. He said, 'F u c k him. Give him a dollar.' The breakfast was my idea."
2006-06-10 19:52:18 · update #1
haha....I love this joke! Thanks!!!!!
She must be blond!
2006-06-10 19:56:00 · answer #1 · answered by Tang Princess 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Oh yeah, she is totally blonde!! But funny as HE(double-hockey sticks)!!!!
2006-06-11 12:09:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOPS.
definitely a blond
2006-06-10 20:28:07 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She wasn't blonde. She was mad at her husband so she took his suggestion literally to piss him off!! Ha Ha ha
2006-06-10 19:54:55 · answer #4 · answered by mizbehavingirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. shes definately a blonde
2006-06-10 20:11:14 · answer #5 · answered by laura 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent joke. What was her address again??
2006-06-10 20:09:40 · answer #6 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. she is a blond.
2006-06-10 19:54:50 · answer #7 · answered by a100 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea
2006-06-10 20:55:37 · answer #8 · answered by Evie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!!!! YES! I would DEFINITELY say that she's a blonde!
2006-06-10 20:49:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta be!
2006-06-10 19:58:27 · answer #10 · answered by nightevisions 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋