A cannibal was cooking a man over an open fire. Another cannibal comes up and askes the first cannibal what he is doing. "I am cooking an American Politician. You want to share him with me?" The second cannibal wrinkles his nose in disgust and says....
Complete it and I will give 10 points to the best one.
2006-06-10 19:45:44 · 20 answers · asked by John D 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Damn, some of you are mean-spirited and downright nasty...I like it!
2006-06-10 22:12:51 · update #1
I might as well go eat the brown bag the neighbor kid left flaming on my door their both full of the same stuff!
2006-06-10 19:51:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nah the last time I had some of that it was too fatty, probably from sitting around all day doing nothing.
2006-06-11 01:47:47 · answer #2 · answered by chimchim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No my dear,he is not an American , it has a label on that ""Made in USA"", Be careful it must been outsourced by American businessman..
2006-06-10 19:58:45 · answer #3 · answered by Bolan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"nah, i dont eat junk food"
actually, the word "poli" in like french i think means "many" and "tics" in latin i think means "bloodsucking creatures" so politics=many bloodsucking creatures
2006-06-11 14:11:37 · answer #4 · answered by the d1sl0cat3r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
American Pie???????????
2006-06-10 21:21:10 · answer #5 · answered by *Ri!i* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah, rotten food will give you a upset stomach
2006-06-10 19:46:55 · answer #6 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah! Politicians give me the shits...
2006-06-11 04:35:26 · answer #7 · answered by nicdane2005 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, because the Jimmy Hoffa we had , had me farting all night.
2006-06-10 20:36:15 · answer #8 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't care for BUSH's Baked Beans.............Thanks
2006-06-11 04:29:02 · answer #9 · answered by eyemungry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dead or alive...they make U sick
2006-06-10 22:56:46 · answer #10 · answered by mini 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋