He tells the bartender, "I have trained my dog to perform oral on anyone I tell him to." The bartender says, "Naw, you are lying. I don't believe it." The says, "Ok, I'll prove it to you. Drop your pants."
The bartender does as he is told. "Ok, Fido", the man says, "Go!"
The dog just sits there. "Go Fido, GO" The dog just sits there.
"Ok, Fido, but this is the last time I'm gonna show you how."
2006-06-10
19:37:01
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