2006-06-10 19:02:44 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Masturbation neither causes blindness nor does it cause mental retardation.
And Jesus can do nothing but stare at you and the world from his picture.
2006-06-10 19:04:42 · answer #1 · answered by A.S.I. - 7 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
What would Jesus do about what? He would masturbate and then he would use his super powers to cure his own blindness and mental retardation.
Course.. if beating it causes blindness and retardation then I should be dumber than the Special Olympics swim team and blinder than Ray Charles in the dark with a blindfold.
2006-06-10 19:05:23 · answer #2 · answered by Neaonbhb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a lot to learn kid. Do listen to this though: If "masturbation" caused "blindness", then LOTS of people would be blind and if it caused "mental retardation", then the same thing would be and that's all I have to say about this "insipid" question.
2006-06-10 19:06:32 · answer #3 · answered by Nickname 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm guessing you are a young Adventist convert, because this is what is taught in Ellen G. White writings. The problem arises when self satisfaction beccomes the center of your and you can't wait for that private to "jerk off." The only medical issue associated with masturbation is the loss of zinc. You lose approx. 4mg everytime you ejaculate and unles you're a chronic masturbator this is not an issue.
From a religious perspective, masturbation is the satisfaction of a God given physical desire that was meant for the marriage bed. It actually invades on your innocence because no one has ever "jerked off" with haveing some incredible fantasy. Thus that in itself represents some sordid from of self fornication.
2006-06-24 02:38:05 · answer #4 · answered by TrueTrueWest_Indian 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Masturbation does NOT cause blindness, nor does it cause mental retardation.
2006-06-10 19:04:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, to both blindness and mental retardation. But, it does cause hair to grow on your hands. It's taken me a long time to reply because these furry paws are difficult to type with. LOL
2006-06-19 12:41:48 · answer #6 · answered by westernndguy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Masturbation causes neither blindness or mental retardation. Jesus wouldn't spank it, he had better things to do. Now, go to bed. Without the lube and tubesock.
2006-06-10 19:05:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
trust me- if masturbation caused blindness this response would be in braille- and since I am relatively literate it seems that retardation is also not much of a concern.
and no, masturbation is NOT a sin- read the relevant passage in the bible and you will see that it was not "jerkin' the gherkin" that was the sin, it was failing to follow Gods instructions- yankin' it was just the WAY the guy disobeyed.
2006-06-10 19:06:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blindness I'm not sure about, but clearly it causes mental retardation as evidenced by your question.
2006-06-10 19:39:56 · answer #9 · answered by ikwya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Masturbation causes neither blindness nor mental retardation. Where have you heard this? WWJD? I doubt he masterbated...
2006-06-10 19:05:29 · answer #10 · answered by CJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋