2006-06-10 18:50:27 · 19 answers · asked by supremeflournoy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There was this guy going out on his first date...he didn't know what to say at all (but he remembered his friend telling him that he must try to open up a conversation by any means)...him and the girl just sitting there silently, when the girl (probably got soo bored) got up and said 'excuse me I have to go to the ladie's room'....the guy took it as a chance and started thinking about a good conversation opening. when the girl came back he said
'so....er....ummm....I hope you urinated well....ummmm'
2006-06-10 19:15:01 · answer #1 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Something stupid!
2006-06-11 01:53:06 · answer #2 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not stupid but true. I live in Thailand and my very young daughter had a dog she wanted to get rid of. I said OK take it to school and see if anyone wants to buy it. She came home ecstatic. Papa, I sold the dog for $1000. I can't believe that I said, where is the money? She said 'Oh I didn't get money, I traded it for 2 $500 cats.
2006-06-11 02:09:40 · answer #3 · answered by Buck 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Impossible
2006-06-11 01:53:44 · answer #4 · answered by composertype 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
something stupid
2006-06-11 01:52:11 · answer #5 · answered by SportsFan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
something stupid.
2006-06-11 05:40:25 · answer #6 · answered by chuckstephan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
something stupid.
2006-06-11 01:58:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are the funniest person on earth (stupid huh?)
2006-06-11 02:07:00 · answer #8 · answered by MNT 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stupid.
2006-06-11 01:52:59 · answer #9 · answered by embigguns 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I live up on a tree with my pet squirrel and monkey, Denny and Benny.
2006-06-11 02:00:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋