An eight-year-old boy was charged with the rape of a grown woman, and though the crime seemed highly improbable, the state's evidence was overwhelming.
As a last, desperate move, the defense counsel came over to the witness stand, pulled down the client's pants, and grabbed the boy's tiny penis for all to see.
"Ladies and gentlemen," the lawyer cried, turning toward the jury box, "surely you cannot believe that such a small, still undeveloped organ is sexually mature?"
Growing more agitated he went on, "How could this miniature member be capable even of erection, let alone the rape of a fully grown woman-"
"WATCH IT," yelped the kid. "One more shake and you'll lose the case!"
2006-06-10 18:22:51 · 11 answers · asked by joann_xvi 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahha... funny !
2006-06-10 19:42:24 · answer #1 · answered by gurlpower 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
"WATCH IT," yelped the kid. "One more shake and you'll lose the case!"...and an eye .
Funny disturbing but funny
2006-06-11 01:36:14 · answer #2 · answered by shellers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't make up my mind! It is both, but keep them coming!!!! But if you really want a straight answer, it is more nasty!
2006-06-11 01:36:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice haha check ya later â¥
2006-06-11 01:25:56 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and nasty!
Just what we need at this group!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ilovejokes/
2006-06-11 01:26:20 · answer #5 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Corny, but funny.
2006-06-11 02:15:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-06-11 01:25:56 · answer #7 · answered by theswarm666x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah... its funny
2006-06-11 01:25:40 · answer #8 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it
2006-06-11 01:33:15 · answer #9 · answered by omgitsme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was just wrong....lol
2006-06-11 01:31:35 · answer #10 · answered by deerwoman777 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋