I'd assassinate the Pillsbury Doughboy.
Who would YOU assassinate?
2006-06-10 17:37:27 · 14 answers · asked by Quack Man 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
blah blah blah just assassinate them
2006-06-10 18:11:38 · update #1
EASY BARNEY............die barney die
2006-06-10 17:40:31 · answer #1 · answered by ♠Mike♠ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Assassination is the deliberate killing of an important or strategic person, either for political, monatary or personal reasons.
The Pillsbury Doughboy doesn't even exist so any attempt at assassination would be futile.
On the other hand, I'd like to kill Aunt Jamima because she's fat and ugly and her pancakes taste like $hit!
2006-06-10 18:05:21 · answer #2 · answered by Norman Conquest 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alot of people seems to have preconceptions about the word assassinate. Yes its true that normal people usually don't get assassinated, but its not limited to political and important figures.
here is a definition:
http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/assassinate
2006-06-10 18:22:44 · answer #3 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Barney
2006-06-10 18:03:08 · answer #4 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An assassination is the murder of a political figure. Doughboy is not a politician.
2006-06-10 17:42:58 · answer #5 · answered by demon_card99 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Easy........ I would assassinate President Bush (no offense 'bushy wushy') because he is the most gayest President.
2006-06-10 18:12:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That rabbit from the Trix are for kids commercial
2006-06-10 18:02:03 · answer #7 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gosh! This girl called Loretta at my school. she is an annoyin B H !
2006-06-10 18:34:08 · answer #8 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All of the teletubbies! but I would not nor could not a$$ rape them- oh and the guys from the wiggles! Do they count?
2006-06-10 18:02:00 · answer #9 · answered by brandijolove 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lamb Chop she annoyed me so much in that show... hated her... "This is the song that never ends"... damn that was so annoying! I liked Charlie Horse though.
2006-06-10 18:25:14 · answer #10 · answered by ♥-=-TLCNJ19-=-♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would take out the Telletubbies and then assrape their corpses.
2006-06-10 17:48:43 · answer #11 · answered by jihad_against_muslims 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋