2006-06-10 17:08:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
Try installing a buffing wheel next to the toilet. You might find it has other uses, too...
2006-06-11 10:40:00 · answer #1 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Reach through the front
2006-06-13 23:04:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since your headed to France, a bidette would be the logical answer. Sit yourself over that fine spray, will work wonders on your dingle berries.
2006-06-13 22:39:07 · answer #3 · answered by Sanitizer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then I guess you have to make a choice
1) Lose weight, smell ok
2) Be heavy, smell like poop
2006-06-11 00:12:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only eat very dry foods ie. crackers, cereal, Melba toast. It will be like pushing out dust.No muss,no fuss.Whatever you do don't drink any water.
2006-06-13 12:16:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you have trouble wiping your *** then you should invest in a colostomy bag, also if you can't wipe then you probably can't wash either try slim fast or a low carb diet, hey it may help if you actually got more exercise
2006-06-11 22:15:33 · answer #6 · answered by Tamara Dawn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
run the hose in the bathroom window and clean it up that way, theres a Frenchified thing you can buy if you want
2006-06-14 12:24:49 · answer #7 · answered by Tom H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need a "wiping stick". It's kinda like a warshing stick but shorter.
2006-06-11 22:07:57 · answer #8 · answered by Beware the fury of a patient man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if loosing a few pounds is not an option, I would try bathing afterwards.
2006-06-11 00:13:26 · answer #9 · answered by bettyboop 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!
Get your dog to help you out. Dogs lick and smell butts all the time. I'm sure one wouldn't mind helping you out.
2006-06-11 00:12:25 · answer #10 · answered by anonymous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋