How do you drive a blonde nuts? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
Two blonde on the way to Disneyland, they saw a sign that read "Disneyland left" so they turned around and went back home.
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool.
Gee I have so many more but cant think of any others that are clean sorry.
2006-06-10 16:28:31
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet.
In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell That joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things...
One: The bartender is a blonde woman.
Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.
Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional boxer.
Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Five: I'm a 6' 4", 200 pound blonde with a Ph.D., a black belt in karate, and a very bad attitude. Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do You still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for only a second , shakes his head and says,
"Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
2006-06-10 17:07:24
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answer #2
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answered by princessgeorge131313 3
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a
handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to
the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for
her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the
paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife,
inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she
realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had
paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his
pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch,
it's a Ferrari."
A blonde was driving down the road and she was swerving from left to right.
A cop, who was watching this the whole time, pulled her over, and said,
"Ma'am, what were you doing?"
She replies, "Thank God you're here, Officer! I was driving down the road
and all of the sudden this tree appeared in front of me, so i swerved to
get around it! Then another tree appeared in front of me, so i went
around that one! Then another!"
The cop replied, "Ma'am, that was just your air freshener."
2006-06-10 16:36:30
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answer #3
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answered by melissa 6
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How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? Opens the car door.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2 but god only knows how they got in there.
How is a blonde like a turtle? Once there on they're on their back they're screwed.
2006-06-10 16:26:15
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answer #4
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answered by deputy0216 2
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haha good well i received a intercourse funny story for you wish you adore it :) on listening to that her grandad had simply died kate went and visited her nan to relief her whilst she requested how he died her nan replyed by means of sayin that he had had a middle assault at the same time makin love two her kate mentioned that it was once foolish that two historical folks wherein havin intercourse because it was once askin for drawback her nan replyed by means of sayin that they used to do it to the sluggish velocity of the church bells because it was once simply the proper velocity she then wiped a tear from her eye and carryed on by means of sayin''if that dahmed ice cream van hadnt come alongside he might nonetheless be alive in these days'' :) xxx
2016-09-08 23:31:33
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answer #5
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answered by bushong 3
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Ah, most dumb blonde's are really bleached brunettes !
2006-06-10 17:27:07
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answer #6
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answered by ₦âħí»€G 6
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why did the chiken croos the road?
to get to the other side!
very simple
2006-06-10 16:25:38
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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do you know what you get when you take you cat to the beach?
Sandy Claus
What question you can not say yes or no to?
Are you dead yet
2006-06-10 16:25:51
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answer #8
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answered by babykatdream099 5
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http://greatjokes.50webs.com/ here you can find a lot of good jokes,
2006-06-16 13:07:05
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answer #9
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answered by uttoransen 2
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yeah, but i dont feel like typing it...maybe llater...
2006-06-10 16:25:13
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answer #10
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answered by Jazzi Fizzle 2
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