2006-06-10 16:20:25 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-06-10 16:22:53 · answer #1 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma's so fat, that when she goes to the zoo, the elephants throw HER peanuts!
Yo mamma's so ugly, your dad takes her to work in the morning just so he won't have to kiss her goodbye!
Yo mamma's so fat, she has to put on lipstick with a paint roller!
2006-06-11 01:04:55 · answer #2 · answered by lachicadecafe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma so fat she got more chins then a hong kong fone book. yo mamma so fat people run laps around her fo exercise. yo mamma so fat she jumped in the gulf of mexico and caused hurricane katrina. yo mamma so fat she on both sides of the family. yo mamma so fat he walked in front of yo tv and you missed 3 shows. yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger came out of george washington's mouth
2006-06-10 23:27:35 · answer #3 · answered by chacha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma jokes are for big losers. The show is over.
2006-06-10 23:23:29 · answer #4 · answered by Malcolm uses Xbox 360 Avatar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one that said that yo mamma so stupid that she was staring at the orange juice box cause it said concantred
2006-06-10 23:23:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma so hairy that she got afros on her nipples
2006-06-10 23:25:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat when she stood in front of the T.V she made me miss the whole season of making the band.
Yo momma so skinny when she walked in the club they mistaked her for the strip pole.
yo momma so fat when she tripped i didnt want to laugh but the ground was cracking up.
yo momma so fat when she put on a yellow t-shirt they mistaked her for a yellow school bus.
2006-06-10 23:28:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mammas such a ho you had to stand in line to breast feed
2006-06-17 04:53:23 · answer #8 · answered by Joe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mom is so fat she walked and caused the 1988 San Fransico Earthquake all over again
Your mom is so fat her blood type is Jelly Roll
Your Mom is so fat she walked into a bar and they gave her a butterfinger
2006-06-10 23:58:57 · answer #9 · answered by indianfan101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat she eats wheat thicks...
yo mama so fat, she was laying on the beach and green peace came and shoved her in the water...
yo mama so fat, i ran outta gas trying to drive around the *****!
yo mama so fat, fat is a compliment...
yo mama so fat, she broke the lyposuction machine...
you mama so fat, she sits on a rainbow and skittlespopped out...
2006-06-10 23:24:50 · answer #10 · answered by *(¯`•._.•Jessica•._.•´¯)* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mamma's so dirty she brought crabs to the beach. I dunno.....my friend said it.
2006-06-10 23:25:17 · answer #11 · answered by GraceB 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋