IMPORTANCE OF WALKING
I LIKE THIS ONE, ESPECIALLY THE FIRST SENTENCE
-----Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.
The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
And last but not least: I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass
2006-06-10 15:00:13 · 11 answers · asked by Clyde 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heh....those were funny! Thanks for sharing!!
2006-06-10 15:04:55 · answer #1 · answered by h0kiegal 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I grew up on a farm, so I have a hard time understanding weightlifting; you pick up hundreds of pounds of stuff, AND PUT IT BACK WHERE THEY GOT IT!!
Golfers amaze me also. HEY!! You guys in the funny pants!! If you are going to walk around the pasture, would you mind bringing the cows up to the barn?
2006-06-10 22:07:59 · answer #2 · answered by auntiegrav 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, i run in XC, I try to drink lots of water(usually do....), always make sure i get exercise and sleep, eat healthy foods most of the time. I try though.
2006-06-10 23:49:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like you get enough exercise pushing your luck,someone answering your grandmothers description just walked past here if you are still looking for her!
2006-06-10 22:52:17 · answer #4 · answered by Peter B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not have healthy habits - I am healthy but that's just luck. Thanks for sharing all your thoughts. Yeah, it's like you THINK of doing all these healthy things, and just like a lot of other things, you never get around to it.
2006-06-10 22:08:55 · answer #5 · answered by Deeski Lub 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-06-10 22:36:27 · answer #6 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were actually funny. Good job.
2006-06-10 22:05:12 · answer #7 · answered by the Goddess Angel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am certainly NOT healthy.
2006-06-10 22:03:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not. I eat like crap. I'm ashamed. *turns away*
2006-06-10 22:03:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny..... keep walking it good for ya
2006-06-10 22:45:18 · answer #10 · answered by Soccer rox! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋