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dude,....ur a virgin and ur always gonna be. so first base is as far as your gonna get with your hand

2006-06-11 06:55:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 4

wow great lingo.
but sadly other than ur bases u didnt really describe ur situation very well so nobady can really give any good advice.sorry.
However, i DID like that part about sliding across the homplate safe-safe being the key word. So remember to use a condom.
cheers!

2006-06-10 20:10:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You just have to have a big enough bat to hit the home run. Can't hit it very far with a small bat.

2006-06-10 20:18:33 · answer #3 · answered by New World Order 4 · 0 0

1st get condom protection child support is $500+ per month
booze ahoy:
2nd Red or white wine....merlot better , drop some$ on a vintage dated btl if you really want 2 impress mebbe $40-50

2006-06-11 16:27:45 · answer #4 · answered by muscleboundkyle 1 · 0 0

If u do make home base, better make sure ur bat is wrapped to be safe

2006-06-10 20:08:43 · answer #5 · answered by nemraC 6 · 0 0

Unless she's really a sports fan, I'd start by ditching the baseball analogies *wink*

2006-06-10 20:16:51 · answer #6 · answered by oaksterdamhippiechick 5 · 0 0

Buy a raincoat first.

2006-06-10 20:07:21 · answer #7 · answered by lynda_is 6 · 0 0

Ask her dad for advice

2006-06-10 21:31:51 · answer #8 · answered by Chiron 3 · 0 0

Get her drunk. Nothing else would work.

2006-06-10 20:08:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Get her drunk.

2006-06-11 12:02:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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