2006-06-10 12:52:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ok, slowly...put down the crack pipe.
2006-06-10 12:57:35 · answer #1 · answered by shocktrooper342003 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God is the aliens!? this is how
god made the human race for one purpose and this is to repopulate the earth.
Every man leaves behind nothing but a child when they die and those children leave behind there children witch means that is the only purpose for living....to become so advanced that god takes are ideas and uses them where he lives! I doubt that god would have a celle phone if he was an alien and maybe he wants it or even is looking for something bigger just a theroy!
2006-06-10 12:57:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No God hasn't been abducted by aliens . He's always there around us and if you are wondering where He has been at just pray and have faith,trust and belief that Our Lord Jesus will answer your prayers .And your humor at God's expense is wrong because those things are not of God they are of Satan.And Satan is a liar.
2006-06-10 13:12:30 · answer #3 · answered by Comics 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hes in Guantanimo - abducted by Bush.
Ah yea - Bush is an alien.
2006-06-10 12:55:02 · answer #4 · answered by atheist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about the alien part. But I've had several friends who said they found Jesus in prison. I wonder what he was convicted of.
Any ideas?
2006-06-10 12:57:32 · answer #5 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I was told not to cast pearls before swine. Therefore I cannot answer your question
2006-06-10 12:59:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO, their ships won't go as fast as HIS. And, they are not as powerful(fire-power)-----GOD is a GOD of WAR too!!! When HE has to BE. But HE would rather every thing be PEACEFUL, like HIM(HE is the GOD of PEACE TOO)!!!!!! Sometimes you HAVE to FIGHT EVIL, PHYSICALLY..............
2006-06-10 13:26:18 · answer #7 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, it was just me! And you cannot have God back!
2006-06-10 12:55:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course! Why else would he be slacking off so much??
2006-06-10 12:54:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be smoking some good stuff.
2006-06-10 12:54:25 · answer #10 · answered by Vagabond5879 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋