if everytime u made love u & your lover had to become animals what would both be ?as the same & if different?

Question

1--As the same type of animals mating-
2--and then if , as two different animals having to mate together


----(if your not in relationship or don't have bf or gf or regular partner--your last lover or relationship)

Answer 1

Black Widow spiders. That would have saved me a bundle on divorces. We could have just mated and then I would have eaten him. No muss - no fuss.

Answer 2

Mayhaps an octopus,both of us, then we'd really have fun caressing each other.

A Centaur man making it out with a woman, then I'd really be hung like a horse rather than a little above average! will she squeal, boy!

I have been married for 25 years and have been happy following the paths of monogamy! No outside stuff for me or my spouse.
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