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1)If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

2)What's the opposite of opposite?

3)Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body?

4)Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?

5)Why did Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights?

6)How come wine and hard liquor doesn't come in cans, but beer does?

7)Why are boxing rings square?

8)Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

2006-06-10 11:51:41 · 13 answers · asked by bingo123 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

1----Well w are here to help others like in this way and others help others who help others who help others do you get my point.?Like we help god by passing on the world by having children and adopting!
2----there is no opposite of opposite it's a name well actually not a name a topic!
3----Well because you mostly sit right?well when you sit it becomes the bottom of you're body.
4-----Because you're acually suppose to say hello and bye bye.for instance bye has 3 letters but bye bye has 6 letters.And hello has 6 letters and there just opposite so there same in a way.
5----cause that 'superman"thing was made by a dumbo animatoir!
6---beer makes you really drunken as oposed to wine it only makes you a little so you can drink more!
7----so there is half for one boxer and half for another!
8---well mickey mouse is fake opossed to mice there where rumors back then about them and they where passed on and on and on!


sorry if i din'nt help but please pick me for best answer!!!!!!!!!!

2006-06-10 11:55:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

1. To help us
2. The same
3. Because when we're sitting it is the bottom that rests on things (like a chair)
4. When is the last time you heard an adult say bye bye to other adults? Its a child's imitation of adults saying goodbye to more then one person.
5. Because he's superman, and superman can do whatever he wants!
6. Wine would be ruined by the metallic taste provided by the can, and why would you drink an entire can of hard liquor?
7. So they can retreat to a corner, so the announcer can say, "And in this corner we have...", and so they can arrange the seats in straight lines which is easier then making the seats circular and allows more people in.
8. Walt Disney was scared of mice. Mickey Mouse has very few atttributes like other mice. He doesn't run around small places, poop all over your stuff, chew things up, or transfer diseases. Other then his name, he isn't a mouse. He doesn't even really look like a mouse, he's big, and he wears clothes-why should we fear him?

2006-06-10 19:35:17 · answer #2 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 0 0

1) The others are here to help us.
2) The same *duh*
3) It's at the bottom of your torso.
4) Cause it sounds stupid.
5) Cause you could see through his tights.
The was a hole in his tights.
Tights were made of REALLY thin material.
He made the tights himself, and he mis-calculated the amount of material that he needed.
Well, if the police needed to do a search with him wearing his undies on the outside, who in their right mind would do that? Yuck.
He wanted to go for a swim, but couldn't reveal his identity.
He needed somewhere other than his head to put them.
He thought that you should wear them on the outside because of the nice design.
The tag was getting too annoying.
6) Wine is for special occasions, who would drink wine out of a can during a special dinner. The can is what makes beer and wine different.
7)Who said rings had to be round?
8) I don't love mickey mouse.

2006-06-11 08:43:55 · answer #3 · answered by lyric 3 · 0 0

1. To help us

2. the same

3. B/c when you sit-down your butt it sounds more appropriate to say sit on your bottom instead of you buttom (which is not even a word)

4. We actually say bye. We teach kids to say bye-bye b/c it sounds cute.

5. B/c it's sets off the blue

6. B/c beer is crap and tastes like urine. Wine and hard liquor don't taste great either but that's what rich and the downtrodden like

7. B/c it would difficult to have the ropes put into a circle

8. B/c Mickey is a cartoon character and therefore cute

2006-06-10 19:04:20 · answer #4 · answered by King H 6 · 0 0

1. to be helped, 2. exactly 3. cause its your bottom when u sit. 4.cause it sounds stupid, and its bu bye not bye bye. 5. cause he's a superhero and they all have gay outfits. 6. So dumb frat boys that get drunk can smash the empty tin on their forehead and think they look cool.7. If it was a circle the boxers would get really dizzy,and they wouldnt have any corner to go back to. 8. im not scared of mice and i dont love mickey so i dont know...... do i get extra points for this???

2006-06-10 19:08:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Others are here to help others

the right way

when you sit, it is the bottom

hi hi sounds retarded

To make a fashion statement

wine is too fancy for a bottle, plus you need to tell them apart

Ever tried to make bungee's go in a circle? I can only make an octagon!

Mickey mouse is a cartoon, and they can't crawl up our arms or scare us like real mice!

2006-06-10 18:58:03 · answer #6 · answered by Haley 3 · 0 0

1. To help you.
2. Same
3. It's your butamis maximus( spelt wrong)
4. It's Good Bye. I only know little kids that say "bye-bye"
5. d/c
6. d/k
7. d/k
8. Mice are harmless, But a giant walking/talking mouse, that's kind of creepy

2006-06-10 19:37:14 · answer #7 · answered by quickie 1 · 0 0

1.we need help and they need help.
2.synonyms
3.cuz you have to look down and its body not legs
4.ahaa good qustion hi hi sounds retarded
5.good question
6.good question
7.so you can sit on the corner if hurt or slam your parter i guess
8.mickey is a cartoon character and it sure doent look like a mouse yet some people say it doesnt look like a rat but its not scary

good questions!

2006-06-10 18:55:15 · answer #8 · answered by AvesPro 5 · 0 0

1)we help others, and they help others
2)same
3)when you sit that is your bottom
4)you only say bye bye to sound nice
5)he doesnt
6)beer in cans is gross
7)so you can corner people
8)people that are afraid of mice are p****s!

2006-06-10 19:29:54 · answer #9 · answered by ~Tan~Lines~ 3 · 0 0

1-huh???
2-im not sure
3-bcz its ur bottom when u sit
4-nobody really says 'bye bye'. we say bye (only once)
5-ask him
6-bcz they just do
7-how should i know
8-FYI, Mickey Mouse is a character, not a mouse

2006-06-10 19:04:45 · answer #10 · answered by person 3 · 0 0

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