I love animals, they taste great.
EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
2006-06-10 11:34:51 · 17 answers · asked by Aaron 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry not THIS but THESE.
2006-06-10 11:35:15 · update #1
U r the only one who like these??
2006-06-10 11:43:49 · update #2
Why????????
2006-06-10 11:48:12 · update #3
Do u like the rest?
2006-06-10 11:48:45 · update #4
Thank's. u really liked them??
2006-06-10 12:08:17 · update #5
urs are funnier than mine.
2006-06-10 12:23:50 · update #6
Help stamp out inter-breeding, ban country & western music!
What's the differance between Outlaws & Inlaws? Outlaws are wanted!
I believe in Fairys, Dragons, Good Men & other mythical creatures!
Never trust anything that bleeds for 5 to 7 days & doesn't die!
2006-06-10 14:07:31 · answer #1 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute and funny..... how about these...
Beer... helping white guys dance since 1902
Rehab is for quitters
My Child Has ADD... and a couple of F's
My Karma ran over your Dogma
Real Women Don't Have Hot Flashes.. They Have Power Surges
I am Still Hot.. It Just Comes in Flashes Now
and
I Would Like Gangster Rap More if It Weren't About Killing People Like Me
2006-06-10 12:21:29 · answer #2 · answered by hippiemommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heres a few more good ones
Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ***.
Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
The proctologist called
...they found your head.
Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.
Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
Your ridiculous little
opinion has been noted.
I used to have a handle
on life...but it broke off.
Guys..just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one.
Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.
If you can read this...I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
Hang up and drive!!
Welcome to America
...now speak English
2006-06-10 12:52:52 · answer #3 · answered by mischiefmaker_kc 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are very funny my cousin's friend has the one the says He who laughs last thinks slowest basically because he's the only one to be the last to get the joke.
2006-06-18 14:53:14 · answer #4 · answered by $~*DAT DAMN CHICK*~$ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes funny and you can obviously type faster than me
what did captain kirk say when he beamed down to the oval office ?
beam me up scotty there's no intelligent life here
2006-06-19 05:58:58 · answer #5 · answered by gwaz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some of them were good! How about these
Save a cow...eat a vegitarian
Sadaam's advice to Clinton...sheep don't talk
Unless you're a hemmeroid....get off my ***
2006-06-10 13:41:47 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kids in the back seat don't cause accidents - Accidents in the back seat cause kids!
If you can read this - you're too dam close!
Honk if you're an idiot!!!
2006-06-21 19:30:43 · answer #7 · answered by tee_nong_noy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i HATE the first one
but the rest are funny
lol
and the flashlight one
ps- i always laugh last!
2006-06-10 11:46:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like most of them,although I do have"I Love Animals,They`re Delicious"on my car................On one that had faded,I wrote "this space available"with a marker.
2006-06-17 18:50:30 · answer #9 · answered by Rich B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny....but I prefer "beam me up scotty, there's no intelligent life down here."
2006-06-20 05:44:55 · answer #10 · answered by rruehlen45 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋