Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.
Sandy approached and asked if she was all right.
The girl said she was.
A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself.
Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?"
The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously.
Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?"
"Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"
2006-06-10 11:24:23 · 29 answers · asked by Aaron 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It is funny.
2006-06-10 11:30:08 · update #1
Hey com'on...this is funny
2006-06-10 11:33:01 · update #2
kinda
2006-06-14 15:31:11 · answer #1 · answered by MissDots <3 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not really, but it was a good joke. The teacher should have asked her if everything was alright because, let's say a girl wasn't moving on the side of a soccer field. Would you ask if she was alright?
2006-06-10 18:31:59 · answer #2 · answered by mlee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to hurt your feelings but I rate it a 2/5 But...For long jokes ohhh I like long jokes...But I dont like this one but rof the long joke 4/5
2006-06-10 18:50:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was pretty funny, it gave me a good chuckle. Its nice to hear jokes that I can tell my seven year old brother. (I mean that in a good way! B/c most people only post really dirty jokes that i can't tell him, but this one is funny and innocent.)
2006-06-10 19:48:19 · answer #4 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its not funny but this one is:
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself 'She'll never go for me carrying on like that,' so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans, and shortly after that they got married.
A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had three extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he farted. He 'putted' down one hill and 'putt-putted' up the next. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe.
His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, 'Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!' She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peek. At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as she was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and she went to answer the phone.
While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but *ripe* as a rotten egg.
He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and 'rrriiiipppp!' It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. Things had just about returned to normal when he felt another urge coming. He shifted his weight to his other leg and let go. This was a real blue ribbon winner; the windows rattled, the dishes on the table shook and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead. While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next ten minutes, farting and fanning them each time with his napkin.
When he heard the 'phone farewells' (indicating the end of his loneliness and freedom) he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner. After assuring her he had not, she removed the blindfold and yelled, 'Surprise!'
To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.
2006-06-10 22:48:17 · answer #5 · answered by static7410 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My 5 year old thinks it's a riot... he want to tell it to my dad...
2006-06-21 20:40:16 · answer #6 · answered by Outman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its okay..but you know it's so..uh..clean i guess! i thought there would be some..uh..excitment in it! tell it to a young one (haha young one.. :)) and they'll laugh a lot!!! he he.
and that doesn't mean that i like dirty jokes or anything but it's just simple. sorry :(
2006-06-10 19:35:36 · answer #7 · answered by Awesome Kai 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok...thats pretty funny... I chuckled then read it to my partner who laughed big time... so two votes for funny
2006-06-10 19:14:44 · answer #8 · answered by hippiemommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! NOPE sorry
my friend want to help to make it funny .
the friend: "because i peed my pants"
me agian not funny both of them
(she hit me) HEY!!
"OW", "The truth hurt does it HA"
2006-06-19 14:08:02 · answer #9 · answered by bored girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a little bit
2006-06-20 13:54:48 · answer #10 · answered by berniceamoadade 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea its super funny lol rofl
2006-06-10 18:33:06 · answer #11 · answered by santino 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋