They have two legs like humans and mostly live in houses like humans
2006-06-10 08:41:09 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Cos they are "free range"?
2006-06-10 08:55:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 16⤊ 8⤋
A reliable source informs me that they di in fact wear underpants sometimes, you need to OPEN your EYES, spend a bit of time down the Chicken Farm and ask the farmers for spare pants for evidence for your weird problems - sure!.... He'll understand
2006-06-10 08:56:16 · answer #2 · answered by Rach 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they forgot them when they crossed the road.
Now, then. What about that whole Duck family, bunch of quacking perverts? Hey, Mickey Mouse had sense enough to button up his britches, and even Goofy does too, so what's up with that Duck?
Let's not forget that other Duck -- Daffy. He's a nudist!!
Hey, hold it just a cotton-picking minute there, Buster Brown. What about that wascawy wabbit???
Okay, be vewy, vewy quiet. Heh,heh,heh. We's hunting wabbits now.
2006-06-10 09:00:55 · answer #3 · answered by Bender 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because their pecker is their beak and they would starve to death if they wore underpants over their head. Not to mention the hoots and clucks of derision they would have to endure from all the other chickens.
2006-06-10 08:53:16 · answer #4 · answered by randylucentphilosopher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because in chicken culture covering up the 'bits and pieces' is considered offensive.
2006-06-10 08:43:34 · answer #5 · answered by bo_bark 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess with all those feathers it's good to feel the breeze
2006-06-10 08:47:51 · answer #6 · answered by trebs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps if they asked for some they might get them.
2006-06-10 08:47:17 · answer #7 · answered by anonymous_dave 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because they don't have a waist. Can't properly cinch a belt!
2006-06-10 11:15:45 · answer #8 · answered by beckini 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a fowl question
2006-06-11 09:12:40 · answer #9 · answered by bwadsp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because their peckers are on their heads !!!!
2006-06-10 09:04:50 · answer #10 · answered by voddybabe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you wear feathers?
2006-06-10 08:44:44 · answer #11 · answered by notyou311 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋