FOR SALE: 1 soul, can be split into halves or fourths, or if your greedy can be left as a whole, current asking price is $3,565,235.04, plus 3 very hot chicks willing to do whatever I want that dont have any STDs. I accept cash, no checks, credit cards, or CODs. The soul will be delivered via a printed agreement on a piece of parchment with the edges burned to add a little piece of flavor, If at any time I want it back you must sell it back to me for 5,394,239.02 plus the 3 chicks given back to you. e-mail me with any questions:tda0909@yahoo.com
2006-06-10 08:46:47
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answer #1
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answered by Chuckie 2
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We are not the body, only the soul counts in this life and the next. How could one sell ones soul?
2006-06-10 09:10:58
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answered by ? 6
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No, I wouldn't . There is nothing that is more precious or valuable than our soul. There is no price of human gain that could compensate for losing it. Like the man who wanted to build bigger towers to store his grain but that night his soul was required of him. How could anything of this earth replace our soul?
Besides, I am a believer in Christ and my life is full of blessings. He supplies all I need for this life and I have a hope of eternity. Why would I trade that for something that wouldn't last?
2006-06-10 08:48:25
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answered by godsgirl 4
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Where does a person go to sell their soul these days? Is there any tax on that?
2006-06-10 08:41:04
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answered by Anonymous
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I would sell my soul for a billion pounds and no, it wouldn't be enjoyable so I guess there's no life without a soul.
2006-06-10 08:49:48
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answered by CityGirl21 4
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I think I would sell my soul for control. After all , I'm not getting any younger.
2006-06-10 08:41:02
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answered by ₦âħí»€G 6
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I'd sell my soul for a lifetime of money and happiness. And I'd still get to heaven if I repent at the last minute. It happened in this chick tract... http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0078/0078_01.asp
2006-06-10 08:40:38
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answered by Anonymous 6
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I don't have a soul to sell because I all ready give it to Jesus.I give my soul to Jesus because that is the only why to truly be happy.
2006-06-10 09:02:09
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answered by Anonymous
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Of course not. Life's worthless without a soul.
2006-06-10 08:40:56
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answered by Anonymous
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"HELL HAS ITS ADVANTAGES"
Yes, hell has its advantages for some people. There will be no:
1. PREACHING
2. PRAYING
3. PAYING
4. PROGRAMS
5. PERFECT PEOPLE
6. PROPHESYING
7. PRIDE
PREACHING -- Many people hate preachers and preaching. They say preachers are nosey and meddlers.
Although there will be no preaching, there will be plenty of preachers in Hell -- lots of them. There will be plenty of men who stood behind a pulpit in a church and said "There is no Hell!"
The false prophet was cast into the lake of fire. A false prophet is a preacher who doesn't know or, at least, doesn't tell the truth.
PRAYING -- Some churches have one or two prayer meetings a week. Others pray all night. This practice is despised by thousands. There won't be any prayer meetings in hell. That ought to be a relief for some, although everyone there will be begging for relief. (Hmm, maybe there will be prayer in Hell).
PAYING - A number of pastors are just plain beggars. They are always, always taking an offering. They want more money, so they can erect larger buildings, etc. What do they mean begging for money for churches in other countries when we have people starving in our own country, That preacher sure collects a lot of money -- guess he wants to buy a Cadillac or something!
All that will stop in hell. No offering plates down there, and no collections taken.
PROGRAMS -- Churches seem to compete with one another for the best program. The committees sit up until late at night, putting together some program that is repulsive to many.
What are the doing wasting all that gas for those big clunky busses. What are they doing going to good peoples' houses and trying to steal their children away to their church so they can turn the kids away from their parents religion. What are all those noisy kids doing in my neighbor's back yard! What is all that singing, it is keeping me from my nap!
There will be no programs in hell. What an advantage to those who are irritated by these things.
PERFECT PEOPLE -- Some folk leave the impression they think they are perfect. How presumptuous. Whoever heard of a perfect person. That crowd won't be in hell -- another good thing about the hot spot.
PROPHESYING -- A host of traveling evangelists are always stirring up people to a frenzy by their predictions. They assert that an unbelievable calamity, yes, a catastrophe, will probably take place at any time.
Those guys have scared some people and made plenty of folk mad with their fear-based dogmas. All such lecturing will be missing in hell.
PRIDE -- Those poor souls who go around bragging about themselves are full of pride. But you'll never be able to detect pride in any form after entering the place where fire is not quenched.
PROBLEM -- One big problem I see about going to hell is that all the hypocrites will be there -- not just a few like there are in the churches, today. How folk rant and rave about these religious imposters. They can't stand them. Jesus couldn't either. He denounced them sternly and consigned them to hell.
PARDON OR PUNISHMENT -- HELL is a place for eternal punishment with everlasting destruction from the glory of the presence of God to all those that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ -- all those unsaved, including unregenerated professors of religious creeds - but lacking Christ's pardon. If a person is not pardoned, he must be punished.
A thrice holy God prefers to pardon. Will you let him do this for you? "Whosoever shall call on the name of the Lord shall be saved" (Romans 10:13). Who wants to go to hell in spite of its advantages? Not I. Surely not you! Just pray: "Lord, I am a sinner. Save me for Jesus' sake. I invite Thee into my life as my Saviourr." "But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name" (John 1:12).
http://www.biblebelievers.com/SimpleSalvation.html
2006-06-10 08:41:43
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answered by Anonymous
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