kNOWING WHAT SATAN knows now-that he is damned to eternal hell fire for simply wanting to be God -"yeah like we all haven't wanted that at some point" and knowing that God will never forgive him (!) and being condemed by the world of christians (who side with their prejudiced God [oooo its a GOD!]) Satan would not want life on his worse enemy (and we all know who that is-imagine God The Enemy) he just wants the LIGHT to go out and all creation to end. No one burned no one hurt for God to commit suicide and then all suffering ends. Do you believe for a moment that Satan wants evil-he did not create evil that my friend is from the all powerful all knowing all my way or the Highway to Hell dude. Lights out and it is all finished. But this tough Guy called Jesus (I personally kicked him outta my life and it didn't take sheeet-wants you to believe that because he is God that you owe him something-well he can take life and shove it I am all for lights out as long as suffering ends FREEME
2006-06-10 07:53:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hey, it's your life. If your reject God and accept Satan (Stan as I call the him) as your father - that's entirely your choice. What? You want me to get mad and threaten your life or something? Not gunna happen. Sorry.
2006-06-10 08:23:53 · answer #1 · answered by Victor ious 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your arguement is about as valid as the arguement Scientology has put up. In other words, you are an IDIOT who did VERY LITTLE RESEARCH to get ALL THIS RANTING in support of something that is NOT EVEN TRUE. Satan is the one who wanted to become God so that he could damn everyone else to a fate far worse than he got (aka absolute oblivion), for he believes that he is the only being that has a right to exist. In fact, he deserved that very same fate. So God was actually being nice to him. Think about it. Person A is all-powerful and completely good, Person B is jealous of Person A and wants People C, D, E, F, etc. to die simply because they are not Person B. So Person B starts rebelling against Person A by eating babies, slaughtering babies, mutilating babies, and molesting babies in hopes of eventually making Person A want Person B to stop so much that Person A just has to surrender everything to Person B. But Person A is too smart to fall for this, and being the nice person that he is, banishes Person B to a fate far better than what he deserves, even though it still sucks.
2006-06-10 15:14:36 · answer #2 · answered by rokkon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite a speech! No, I can't help Satan and neither can you. By the way, God isn't cruel. If you disagree with Him, you're wrong. God didn't put evil and cruelty into the world, baby; we humans did that.
Why are you so DRIVEN to attack Christians? What, or who, is driving you?
2006-06-10 15:14:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
With you, man. I so believed in that bs that I started a Bachelor of Divinity degree. Then I had to seriously think about the Man rising in the flesh out of the grave and going up to sit on thr right hand (on a throne of gold) of his fellow mortal father. Xianity is perhaps the greatest fraud ever perpetrated against the people of the world.
2006-06-10 15:09:27 · answer #4 · answered by seabreeze949 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I am all for SUFFERING to end TOO!!!
Satan is a piece of Spiritual Angelic Machinery that went bad.
Angels are not Human Beings capable of Human Being Abilities and Qualities(one of those Abilities is to be able to Imitate GOD, WHO is LOVE)
Satan got into GOD's BEAUTIFUL CREATION and messed it up thanks to Adam.
Satan rebelled, not GOD.
Yeah, I am all for the END of this THING---but Children of GOD's got a little more WORK to do. Later..........
2006-06-10 15:20:42 · answer #5 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"HELL HAS ITS ADVANTAGES"
Yes, hell has its advantages for some people. There will be no:
1. PREACHING
2. PRAYING
3. PAYING
4. PROGRAMS
5. PERFECT PEOPLE
6. PROPHESYING
7. PRIDE
PREACHING -- Many people hate preachers and preaching. They say preachers are nosey and meddlers.
Although there will be no preaching, there will be plenty of preachers in Hell -- lots of them. There will be plenty of men who stood behind a pulpit in a church and said "There is no Hell!"
The false prophet was cast into the lake of fire. A false prophet is a preacher who doesn't know or, at least, doesn't tell the truth.
PRAYING -- Some churches have one or two prayer meetings a week. Others pray all night. This practice is despised by thousands. There won't be any prayer meetings in hell. That ought to be a relief for some, although everyone there will be begging for relief. (Hmm, maybe there will be prayer in Hell).
PAYING - A number of pastors are just plain beggars. They are always, always taking an offering. They want more money, so they can erect larger buildings, etc. What do they mean begging for money for churches in other countries when we have people starving in our own country, That preacher sure collects a lot of money -- guess he wants to buy a Cadillac or something!
All that will stop in hell. No offering plates down there, and no collections taken.
PROGRAMS -- Churches seem to compete with one another for the best program. The committees sit up until late at night, putting together some program that is repulsive to many.
What are the doing wasting all that gas for those big clunky busses. What are they doing going to good peoples' houses and trying to steal their children away to their church so they can turn the kids away from their parents religion. What are all those noisy kids doing in my neighbor's back yard! What is all that singing, it is keeping me from my nap!
There will be no programs in hell. What an advantage to those who are irritated by these things.
PERFECT PEOPLE -- Some folk leave the impression they think they are perfect. How presumptuous. Whoever heard of a perfect person. That crowd won't be in hell -- another good thing about the hot spot.
PROPHESYING -- A host of traveling evangelists are always stirring up people to a frenzy by their predictions. They assert that an unbelievable calamity, yes, a catastrophe, will probably take place at any time.
Those guys have scared some people and made plenty of folk mad with their fear-based dogmas. All such lecturing will be missing in hell.
PRIDE -- Those poor souls who go around bragging about themselves are full of pride. But you'll never be able to detect pride in any form after entering the place where fire is not quenched.
PROBLEM -- One big problem I see about going to hell is that all the hypocrites will be there -- not just a few like there are in the churches, today. How folk rant and rave about these religious imposters. They can't stand them. Jesus couldn't either. He denounced them sternly and consigned them to hell.
PARDON OR PUNISHMENT -- HELL is a place for eternal punishment with everlasting destruction from the glory of the presence of God to all those that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ -- all those unsaved, including unregenerated professors of religious creeds - but lacking Christ's pardon. If a person is not pardoned, he must be punished.
A thrice holy God prefers to pardon. Will you let him do this for you? "Whosoever shall call on the name of the Lord shall be saved" (Romans 10:13). Who wants to go to hell in spite of its advantages? Not I. Surely not you! Just pray: "Lord, I am a sinner. Save me for Jesus' sake. I invite Thee into my life as my Saviourr." "But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name" (John 1:12).
http://www.biblebelievers.com/SimpleSalvation.html
2006-06-10 14:58:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All of what you has said was totally and completely vain and false, Satan wasn't damned because he wanted to be God, but because of DISOBEDIENCE. Got it!!!!!!!!!!!! ...and he disobey God, as he begun to follow the Beast, which (the beast), Satan's (Demon man), will soon become the being for Satan to follow as the beast keep falling into the bottom-less pit.
2006-06-10 15:07:50 · answer #7 · answered by paradiseemperatorbluepinguin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God would forgive satan as well as anyone. The truth is satan will not voluntarily submit to Jesus and declair Him, Lord of lords and King of kings. ;-)
2006-06-10 15:02:46 · answer #8 · answered by Lady Di-USA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah,sure. But I'm sure Brother Satan knows it's gonna cost.
Just for a change, I want it in Euros. OK?
Nice doing business with you.
2006-06-10 14:59:28 · answer #9 · answered by zenan p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little boy. I please,
What is this place beyond the stars?
Open up your eyes,
What are these things you're moving towards?
Head full of wonder, worries in the past,
Could it be that you are free at last?
NO!
Little boy, you're going to hell!
You said bad words, threw rocks at the bird
And now, this is your hotel!
You ain't going back, this ain't disneyland, it's HELL!
Little boy, it's time for you to pay!
For hurting that bird, and not going to church
And staring at boobs everyday
Thought You Were In Bed, Instead Your In Hell
Hell isn't good, Hell isn't good, HELL!
No, Hell isn't good, Hell isn't good, HELL!
Adolf Hitler: Something in german..
George Burns: Hey ********, have you seen Gracie?
Mahatma Ghandi: There is orderliness the universe
Hell isn't good, Hell isn't good, HELL!
2006-06-10 15:06:14 · answer #10 · answered by StingRay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋