2006-06-10 06:51:48 · 26 answers · asked by Felicia Fox 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if they're lowering their prices exponentially, then nothing will ever be free. :-(
2006-06-10 06:54:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When they call it "lowering prices everyday" they mean they will lower the price on 1 item by 1 penny. Now I imagine they have a few thousand different items in the store. So it would take them years to lower the price of all the item in the store by 1 penny.
By them of course inflations would make the penny worthless and pointless.
2006-06-10 08:20:32 · answer #2 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simple answer is that the same item price goes back up again after a week, and so the next sale, it drops, after sale back up again. Si the price actually see=saw up and down, and never gets lower in any way.
2006-06-10 07:06:03 · answer #3 · answered by peanutz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HOTEL KERALA-FONIA
On the road to Trivandrum
Coconut oil in my hair
Warm smell of avial
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a bright pink tube-light
My tummy rumbled, I felt weak and thin
I had to stop for a bite
There he stood in the doorway
Flicked his mundu in style
And I was thinking to myself
I don't like the look of his sinister smile
Then he lit up a petromax
Muttering "No power today"
More Mallus down the corridor
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace,
Plenty of bugs at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
It's infested here
It's infested here
His finger's stuck up his nostril
He's got a big, thick mustache
He makes an ugly, ugly noise
But that's just his laugh
Buxom girls clad in pavada
Eating banana chips
Some roll their eyes, and
Some roll their hips
I said to the manager
My room's full of mice
He said,
Don't worry, saar, I sending you
meen karri, brandy and ice
And still those voices were crying from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them pray
Save us from the Hotel Kerala-fonia
Such a lousy place,
Such a lousy place (background)
Such a sad disgrace
Trying to live at the Hotel Kerala-fonia
It is no surprise
It is no surprise (background)
That it swarms with flies
The blind man was pouring
Stale sambar on rice
And he said
We are all just actors here
In Silk Smitha-disguise
And in the dining chamber
We gathered for the feast
We stab it with our steely knives
But we just can't cut that beef
Last thing I remember
I was writhing on the floor
That cockroach in my appam-stew was the culprit,
I am sure
Relax, said the watchman
This enema will make you well
And his friends laughed as they held me down
God's Own Country? Oh, Hell!
(c) The Yeagles
The lyrics of Hotel California from which the above song was inspired as a parody is below...
2006-06-20 22:20:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Newton`s law applies here.
The higher you go, the faster you`ll fall.
You`ll fall alright, but not disintegerate. When that happens, it will be for free, only if Hugh Heffener does not reach there earlier.
2006-06-23 21:54:08 · answer #5 · answered by bharat b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny because my friend says that all the time when we mention something about Walmart.... well.. I don't know.... I don't think they lower prices everyday they are lying
2006-06-10 06:55:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because walmart is lowering prices on an item, not every item...
they probably get more than 1 new item a day...
and illegal immigrants arent free you know, they have to charge a tiny amount...
2006-06-10 06:57:47 · answer #7 · answered by hereugo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wal*mart's stuff's 2 expensiv. y dont u no tha'?
2006-06-10 10:50:44 · answer #8 · answered by Nobody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some things are free like the samples and the reciepts and the bags and the use of the carts.
2006-06-15 23:13:51 · answer #9 · answered by Ashlynn B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, i have always wondered the same thing, maybe u should send a letter to walmart see if they think its funny.
2006-06-10 07:05:17 · answer #10 · answered by GoodtoKnow♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋