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i think it would be a good look for him if he keeps the long hair and sandals. one of those little ringy bells and a horn would be cool too. and a card in the spokes to make sound.

2006-06-10 02:20:38 · answer #1 · answered by dude 5 · 2 1

Your question is illustrative of the incorrect view many people have of Jesus. Jesus wasn't some wimp who went skipping along telling everyone to just get along and love each other. He was raised as the son of a carpenter back when they didn't have pick-up trucks and power tools. Jesus was a strong man who worked hard to save the people of this earth. Consider this passage from the Bible and see if it fits in with someone who would ride a bicycle with a "gay flowery basket".

"The Passover of the Jews was at hand, and Jesus went up to Jerusalem. In the temple he found those who were selling oxen and sheep and pigeons, and the money-changers sitting there. And making a whip of cords, he drove them all out of the temple, with the sheep and oxen. And he poured out the coins of the money-changers and overturned their tables. And he told those who sold the pigeons, "Take these things away; do not make my Father's house a house of trade." His disciples remembered that it was written, "Zeal for your house will consume me." John 2:13-17

Jesus made a whip and went off! Does that answer your question for you?

2006-06-10 09:24:57 · answer #2 · answered by Martin S 7 · 0 0

Since Jesus can carry the whole world in His hands, I'm sure He doesn't need a basket.

2006-06-10 09:23:06 · answer #3 · answered by AuntyB 2 · 0 0

No And Yes he will have a gay basket but he is going to be hit by a car anyway.

2006-06-10 09:23:16 · answer #4 · answered by Mike V 2 · 0 0

yes! he would be very happy if you can lend your bicyle with gay flowery basket to him? so dont be greedy ok? it'll just take a few minutes.

GOD BLESS YOU!

2006-06-10 09:28:18 · answer #5 · answered by torogi 2 · 0 0

if jesus was busy riding cycle he wud hav forgotten u to make u a man instead a gay... i think its good of u if u stop asking abt gay and be a real man first..

2006-06-10 09:23:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Jesus would walk. A bicycle is a worldly possession. He gave up all his worldly possessions.

2006-06-10 09:20:27 · answer #7 · answered by cynicusprime 4 · 0 0

Yes for sure, I think he would have spoke decorations as well, probably the one that make a noise so everyone would hear Him coming

2006-06-10 09:22:15 · answer #8 · answered by nanavines 2 · 0 0

I think not. He would have the hottest chopped Harley on earth. But I don't think he'd wear Hell's Angels colors. J.C.M.C. maybe.

2006-06-10 10:03:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yep. with shiny ribbons coming out of his handlebars, too, and a banana seat.

2006-06-10 09:19:10 · answer #10 · answered by heterophobicgirl 5 · 0 0

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