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i really hate them christians because when i was a kid they use to tease me at school saying i have ateeny weeny little rubber sausage hanging out from my pants.

2006-06-10 01:39:15 · 14 answers · asked by Mr. Mojo Risin 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

the sad thing is...
i do really have a tiny sausage.

2006-06-10 01:47:15 · update #1

14 answers

So you were teased as a kid. I hate it for you. Heck, most of us were teased as kids. Sooner or later, it is time to grow up. You know, get a life.
You don't like Christians. Yeah, you've made that fairly obvious. After the last half hour or so, my guess is that most of the Christians who have been exposed to you aren't too crazy about you, either. But then, they aren't attacking you, are they?
There is no law that says you have to talk to Christians. The worst they can do is to pray for you.
Sorry about the weenie thing. Maybe you ought to keep it in your pants. Then, nobody will know, and nobody will tease you. Just a thought.
Thanks for the two points, man! And....have a nice day. Jesus loves you!!

2006-06-10 01:54:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hey, don't blame the rest of us for what a bunch of fakers did. There are very few authentic Christians in this world; Jesus said that MANY people who claim to be His will be denied access to Heaven (Matthew 7:21-23) and that you can sort of tell who they are by looking at what they do (Matthew 7:15-20). Those people were not Christians, plain and simple.

2006-06-10 08:45:41 · answer #2 · answered by JSB2 2 · 0 0

You will not get over it untill you forgive,the forgivness is for you.
I don't care if you hate us Christian's,we're used to that,we get that all the time.
But we will still pray for you (if you want us to ),or maybe you should pray for your self,
ON YOUR KNEE'S

2006-06-10 08:54:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you are really sorry I think you must forgive all those kids

2006-06-10 08:47:10 · answer #4 · answered by whatsername 2 · 0 0

Here's my question is are you being serious or are just messing with peoples heads again? and I still think that what you said earlier was rude.

2006-06-10 08:43:41 · answer #5 · answered by savvy 2 · 0 0

it's not christians' fault if ur folks had put u in a girl school!

2006-06-10 08:42:13 · answer #6 · answered by the freakin' analyst 6 · 0 0

Take a nap and clear your head, you may go nuttts.

2006-06-10 08:49:03 · answer #7 · answered by peaceisfromgod 2 · 0 0

Hello Mr. Mojo Risin.. ;)

We really Love you.. :)

In Jesus Most Precious Name..
With Love..In Christ..

2006-06-10 08:42:54 · answer #8 · answered by EyeLovesJesus 6 · 0 0

well if that's why you hate Christians then you must hate women as well, cuz if its as tiny as you say then surly you are women less... unless you dont like women then maybe you are man less,..... man less.. women less... GOD less no wonder you are so angry...

2006-06-10 09:16:01 · answer #9 · answered by panda 6 · 0 0

Sorry but I don't get it. Honestly...am I in the right place?

2006-06-10 08:43:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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